Dirtbagattack - Evil Maya

mha characters dream roles if they were theatre kids hcs!!

lmk if you want a part 2!!

(me mixing my anime and theatre obsessions together)

my requests are open!!

Katsuki Bakugo

he’s an overachiever so i’m thinking Jean Valjean from Les Mis

Or Jesus in Godspell

Shoto Todoroki

idk for some reason i can see him playing George Washington in Hamilton

Sky in Mamma Mia is another option for him though

Izuku Midoriya

Grover in the Lightening Thief

Boq in Wicked

Ochaco Uraraka

Cady in mean girls

also definitely can see her as Hope in Anything Goes

Kyoka Jiro

Lydia in Beetlejuice

Wednesday in the addams family

Denki Kaminari

Kristoff in Frozen

Dewey Finn in School of Rock

Momo Yaoyorozu

Catherine Parr in Six

Mary Magdalene in Jesus Christ Superstar

Neito Monoma

JD from heathers (no arguments can be made about this)

Billy Flynn in Chicago

Mina Ashido

Elle Woods in Legally Blonde

Little Red Riding Hood in Into the Woods

Eijiro Kirishima

Jack Kelly in Newsies

King Triton from The Little Mermaid

ASHAUFISJSJIEJSSIDUDHSH THIS IS SO CUTE I LOVE THIS

can you do some shinso stuff por favor 🙏

Yes, so this took a real while to do, so it's probs the last post for today. I hope you enjoy it because my Merafan brain took its precious time to figure something out <333

The Slowest Burn Crush Ever

Shinsou does not fall in love easily. He doesn’t get silly, fleeting crushes—he gets mild admiration that, over time, slowly morphs into something deeper. It starts with him noticing how capable you are, how you treat people, how you talk. It’s never about appearances for him—it’s about who you are.

At first, he’ll think, Yeah, they’re cool. Then it turns into I like being around them. Then one day, it hits him out of nowhere—Oh. I actually like them. Like, a lot. And when that realization finally dawns on him, he just sits there, staring into the void like, Well. This is inconvenient.

The worst part? He does not know how to handle it. He doesn’t get all flustered like some people—he just doesn’t know what to do with his feelings. So, he doesn’t confess right away. Instead, he just keeps treating you the same way, though maybe with more subtle actions—standing a little closer, paying more attention to your words, remembering details about you that even you forgot you mentioned. It’s not until someone points out that he obviously likes you that he even thinks about doing something about it.

Acts of Service Over Words

Shinsou isn’t bad with words, but when it comes to expressing his feelings? Yeah, that’s where he struggles. Compliments? They don’t come naturally to him. He won’t tell you every day that you look amazing or that he loves you—he’s just not that guy.

What is he good at? Actions. If you’re tired, he’ll pass you his scarf without saying a word. If you mention in passing that you like a certain snack, it’ll magically appear in your bag the next day. If you’re stressed, he’ll wordlessly slide a warm drink into your hands. And if you’re ever feeling unsafe? Yeah. He’s already handling it before you even have to say anything.

He thinks he’s being subtle about it, but it’s so obvious that he cares. He may not say “I love you” all the time, but his actions scream it.

Sleep-Deprived & Unbothered™

Shinsou is running on about three hours of sleep and sheer determination at all times. It’s impressive how he manages to function like that. He’s practically Aizawa’s sleepy, half-conscious mini-me. He can nap anywhere—on the couch, at his desk, standing up against a wall, on you.

If you’re sitting next to him and playing with his hair? Congrats, you just activated instant sleep mode. He will not fight it. He’s the type to casually drape an arm around you or just let you lean against him like it’s no big deal when, in reality, he’s so comfortable he doesn’t want to move.

Unhinged Half-Asleep Thoughts™

When Shinsou is seconds away from unconsciousness, his brain just malfunctions. He will casually say the most unhinged things with zero warning:

"Do you think pigeons have government jobs?"

"What if your reflection is just waiting for the right moment to switch places with you?"

"Would you still love me if I was a psychic worm?"

"What if we’re actually the aliens and we just don’t know?"

You’ll be lying there, all cozy and warm, and then he drops something like that. And the worst part? He never remembers saying any of it. The next morning, when you bring it up, he’ll just blink at you like, "I said that? Huh. Sounds like something I’d say."

Death Glare Supreme

Shinsou doesn’t need to be loud or aggressive to be intimidating—his glare is enough to make people reconsider their entire existence.

If someone ever makes you uncomfortable, he doesn’t yell, he doesn’t throw a fit—he just stares. That deadpan, sleep-deprived, completely unimpressed glare that makes people feel like they’ve just been judged by the universe itself. And it works every time.

The person will immediately back off, apologize, and probably question their life choices. Meanwhile, Shinsou will go right back to whatever he was doing, completely unbothered, sipping his coffee like nothing happened.

Scarf Grab – No Escape Allowed

If you dare steal something from him—his phone, his coffee, his hoodie—or, even worse, steal a kiss and try to run? Yeah. That scarf is coming for you.

One second, you think you’re getting away, and the next? You’re being yanked right back into his arms.

"You really thought you could escape?" (smug smirk, arms crossed).

He’ll let you go… eventually. But not before making you suffer through his smuggest, most insufferable expression ever.

Playing with his hair? Hell yah

Shinsou lets you do whatever you want with his hair. Mess with it, braid it, put in clips—he doesn’t care. Until you give him a front ponytail.

At first, he’s totally fine with it. "Yeah, whatever." Five minutes later? "Wait. No. I can’t sleep. My hair isn’t in my face. Fix it."

He likes the weight of his hair covering his face when he sleeps. It’s comforting. So while he’ll humor you and let you mess with it all you want, just don’t expect it to last long.

Gift-Giving God

Shinsou remembers everything you say, even when he looks like he’s not paying attention. You mention liking a certain kind of chocolate? It’s in your bag the next day. Casually say you wish you had a specific book or hoodie? Guess what magically appears in your hands.

And the most dangerous part? He plays it off like it’s no big deal.

"It’s not a big deal. I just remembered."

LIES. He planned it weeks in advance because he loves seeing you happy.

Cuddle? Oh, Absolutely.

Shinsou pretends to be indifferent, but the second you curl up against him? He’s done for. He lives for quiet, peaceful moments where he can just exist next to you. If you play with his hair while he dozes off? Congratulations, you just became his personal sleep aid.

He won’t say how much he loves it, but it’s obvious—especially when he subconsciously pulls you closer or leans into your touch without thinking.

Final Verdict:

Shinsou Hitoshi is dangerously boyfriend material. He’s smug, intimidating, and effortlessly cool—but also the softest, most secretly affectionate person ever. He won’t drown you in compliments or dramatic love confessions, but everything he does makes it clear that he’s completely in love with you.

And now? You’re stuck with him. 😤💜

Gods I hope it's worth the waiting T^T

guess who got an A on their test that they didn’t study for! I guess writing mha headcanons does make me better at school.

requests are highly appreciated!!

what part time jobs i think that the baku squad (+jiro and sero) would have

(i might make a part 2 with other students if people want)

katsuki bakugo

It seems fairly obvious that he’d work in a restaurant to me

specifically a fast casual restaurant like panera

they tried to have him be a cashier once and never again because he has horrible customer service skills (no shit)

he acts like Carmy from the bear despite the fact that half of his job is reheating frozen stuff

will crash out if someone leaves their area a mess

works as much as possible and is insanely dedicated despite the fact that he makes minimum wage

kyoka jiro

she’s a cashier at a record store

wears band shirts so she can flex when grown ass men ask her to name 5 songs

DEFINITELY uses her employee discount

Eijiro Kirishima

Hear me out he’s a swim coach for kids

he originally tried being a lifeguard but would freak out and think people were drowning when they were just swimming

He is actually really good with kids and overall good at his job

Denki Kamanari

He’s been fired like 8 times

the only place he can get a job is the grocery store where he’s a stocker

spends all his money the minute he gets his paycheck

Hanta Sero

He’s a drive through attendant at the same restaurant as Bakugo

He works a lot to get money for you know 🍃

He picks a new random accent to talk in for each customer when he gets bored

Mina Ashido

She’s a receptionist at a hair salon

When she doesn’t like a client she’ll tell them that they’re all booked up when they really aren’t

eats all the lollipops they have in the jar for customers

biggest shit talker and gossips with the customers and cosmetologists

i strongly believe that Denki is a theatre kid. Like look at him and tell me he didn’t have a crash out during tech week of his middle school’s production of suessical. I feel like he’s a baritone but gaslights everyone else (including himself) that he’s a tenor. He always goes for the romantic lead but gets the funny best friend anyways. He is definitely one of those straight guys in theatre I fear. He joined theatre to get girls but then he found out he actually loved it.

Skibidi toilet gyatt rizz

so real

this should be canon

bakugo does that thing where you spread your legs to be at eye level with a much shorter person (he's an asshole) (request)

did i wake up 3 hours earlier than usual to watch my little pony friendship is magic except with teenage boys and basketball? absolutely

rip me i got 4 hours of sleep but it’s worth it

i’m imagining shoto todoroki and a very oblivious parter and it’s making me giggle.

Since both Shoto and the reader are unable to take a hint, both of them spent months as friends trying to ask each other out.

“I really like you.” you said one night as they walked home from training together holding hands.

“I like you too y/n. It’s nice to be able to train alongside a strong and capable friend like you. You’ll make a great pro.” He said. The compliment was nice, but you got a bit hung up on the word ‘friend’.

a couple weeks later Shoto approached you after class.

“Hi y/n. If you’re not busy friday night, would you like to go get dinner with me?”

“yeah sure! Oh wait can we go to that new ramen place, Jiro’s been dying to go. Oh, and Uraraka should come too because she doesn’t get to eat at restaurants very often and-“

“I kind of intended for this to be just the two of us.” Shoto said, cutting you off.

“Oh, uh okay.” you replied, finding it odd that he didn’t want to bring the others. Was he having drama with the rest of the friend group but you were left in the dark?

Nonetheless, you went to dinner with shoto, and chatted and joked, and it didn’t hit you until you were walking back to the dorms.

“Y/n.” Shoto spoke, causing you to slow down your pace.

“mhm?” you replied, giving him a small smile.

“May I kiss you?” he asked, taking a step closer to you.

“Wait, why would you want to do that?” You asked. You were definitely excited by the idea of kissing shoto, but confused as to why. Shoto only saw you as a friend.

“Because I just took you on a date and I like you.” Shoto stated simply. Then it clicked in your mind.

you leaned in to kiss him and it was short but sweet before Shoto broke the kiss to talk again.

“Would you like to be my girlfriend, y/n?” he asked, looking into your eyes, his expression so sincere.

“yes.” you tried to hide your excitement until you finally walked back to your dorm and facetimed all the girls to update them.

might make this a series if people like it

reminder to trans, nonbinary, and any other non-cis people in the usa: there are people that love you and care about you. things are going to be okay, please don’t do anything drastic. i know things are scary right now but your lives are all worth so so much. don’t let him win. i love you

it is not hard to be this man's enemy

i mean bakugo is the most aggravating person alive

and he is annoyed by everyone and everything

getting him to fall for you is the hard part

it would probably happen after you beat him in training

or even tied with him

and he realized how good you are

that's how you shifted in his eyes

and he tried to push you away more

you thought he hated you more than before

but little did you know ...

eventually he'd go out of his way to do little things for you

like making extra of his dinner ' on accident ' and deciding to give you said extras

he'd test the waters for so long before actually getting with you

he would ask you out , kinda takes it as a challenge

he'd be so scared to actually date you lowkey

he's never been in a relationship or even been romantically interested in someone before due to him being so focused on his goals

so you two take it veryyyy slow

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