“Public Libraries Are Such Important, Lovely Places!” Yes But Do You GO There. Do You STUDY There.

this is superior humor

"Tell me something you've never told anyone" - like that's going to get any thing good.

"Tell me something you've only ever told one other person." - that's gonna be the real secrets.

Was inspired by Nathan's drawing today so I went and made this. Here is my limited pallet that I used. This is inarguably the best thing I have ever drawn. So yeah.

"Honey, what are you doing under the bed?"

My mobster wife: "Becoming a living pun."

You realise you have misheard your daughter. There’s a mobster under her bed.

Peter: Mr. Stark, I’m sorry I spilt soda on your carpet

Tony: it’s ok Peter accidents happen, how do you think you got here?

Peter: i-I wHAT? MR. STARK?!?!? WhAt Do YoU mEaN aBoUT tHaT?

Tony: What, did you plan get bitten by a radioactive spider to join the avengers or something?

Peter: ...........

Tony: what did you think I meant?

Peter: ........nothing, nevermind

Handmade Mugs

Ceramic Tale on Etsy

“It’s too late to be drawing... how many stripes do Spidey’s left elbow have?”

Ted the Animator: “Um… same as his right?”

Carl the Animator: “Yeah, but, like… is it all blue on the front?”

Ted the Animator: “I don’t remember, just check the–”

Carl the Animator: “Or is there a blue stripe on either side?”

Ted the Animator: “Uhhhh… that feels right to me.”

Carl the Animator: “…orrr, are there no stripes?”

Ted the Animator: “…”

Carl the Animator: “…ehhhh, I’ll hedge my bets use only one for a frame.”

Ted the Animator: “…wait, are these all live frames?”

Carl the Animator: “Yeah. Best way to learn is by doing, or… something like that.”

Ted the Animator: “…I don’t think that practice applies to elbows, Carl.”

Avoid reproducing in crowded areas (which would make them even more crowded)

And they died all died before 50.