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ruby cruz's different takes on hazel's introduction <33

my all-time favourite characters ↳ HAZEL CALLAHAN – BOTTOMS (2023)

PJ & Hazel BOTTOMS (2023) | dir. Emma Seligman

HAZEL + sarcasm (she's autistic your honor!)

Quietly losing my mind over the fact that Elon Musk has straight up orchestrated a coup of our executive branch and like....I don't even know what, if any, system we have in place to fix this. Like... He's just taken control of the money and locked out the actual appointed officials. What the fuck.

I always assume the train will be so boring and I bring seven things to do but then I'm entranced by the wonderful window the entire time

i have returned with more pirate au melvika

Republicans deliberately use coded language to trick people to vote for them and radicalize their group. Many don't even realize they're radicalized or what they're saying is even racist. This is why they think the Left is "over reacting" because the either know they're using coded language and don't care, or they don't know anything at all.

yeah yeah yeah mortifying ordeal of being known and all that but sometimes a friend mentions something about you that you didn’t think was noticeable and it feels like your heart is being cradled in their hands

I need someone to kiss me like PJ kissed Hazel. As a distraction. So my fight club friends can kill the opposing football team to prevent them from killing our main football guy through sprinklers with pineapple juice that our main guy is allergic to.

Hate to be the one to say it but the only real way to watch Merlin (2008) is to ship Basically Everybody

Hazel in the background at the fair

BOTTOMS (2023) dir. Emma Seligman

STOP! being mean to hazel callahan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

RUBY CRUZ as HAZEL CALLAHAN in BOTTOMS (2023) dir. Emma Seligman

BOTTOMS (2023) + text posts Dir. Emma Seligman

BOTTOMS (2023) + movie references and parallels

Ruby Cruz as Hazel Callahan in Bottoms (2023)

pj knows the exact way into hazel’s heart, i think

BOTTOMS (2023) scr. Emma Seligman, Rachel Sennott

I watched the movie Bottoms with my bottoms and now I fear I'm obsessed with Hazel

Emily axford and Zac Oyama are a girlfailure and just a guy duo in every universe

Amazing pottery skills

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Listen, if a Bad President can come in and take away our rights and we're dependent on a Good President replacing them in four years to give us back our rights, then we do not have any rights.

If politicians can take or distribute them, then they're not "inalienable" and they're not "rights."

We don't have inalienable rights we have conditional privileges, divvied out according to the whims of whoever currently holds the reins.

And if we want to have actual rights, then we must build a system in which no one has the power to take them away to begin with.