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So many bad choices have been made

*wakes up in a cold sweat* CARMEN WEARING DON’S SHIRTS TO BED Also I came up with a better ship name! otp: baby I’m yours, based off a song of the same name by Breakbot.

Moodboard for living in the United States

Gregory: you've heard of elf on the shelf?

Christophe: ...yeah? Why

Gregory: well get ready for SOCKS ON THE FLOOR

Christophe: Gregory that doesn't even ryhme

Gregory: PICK YOUR SHIT UP

Happy Penis Friday!

i accidentally said the phrase “penis friday” around my parents and i didn’t think much of it until today i wanted new underwear and i said “i’m tempted to get the cucumber-patterned ones” and my mom said “oh come on it’s not even penis friday”

HAKDHWKFHWKDHD ANON WHAT

I’M NOT THE ANON BUT HERE. HE’S FROM “TERRANCE AND PHILLIP IN NOT WITHOUT MY ANUS” AND SOME LATER EPISODES. HE’S PRETTY FUNNY, SO. 

Can you draw Scott the dick please?

SCOTT THE DICK???

Share. Please. In honor or this nameless hero whom because of this letter he or she sent me, could save a life tonight. 

again, my box is always open.

Oop, Don Flamenco is a whole mood

Don Flamenco is a proud latin gay trans man. How much more iconic can you get… Carmen has been his best friend since childhood n they refer to each other as “mi amor” in Spanish. Carmen is also a trans lesbian and so is her gf

thanks for coming to my ted talk

The beginning cutscene of TD Don but he calls Carmen and says this

“This is for Carmen you big fat white nasty smelling fat bitch why’d you break up with me after I lost to Little Mac your trifling dirty white Gold digging ass you big fat bitch oompa loompa body ass bitch I'm coming outside and I'm going to beat the fuck out of you bitch and don't even call the police today because I'm gonna come unexpected and wait on yo motherfucking ass bitch I'm going to beat the fuck out of you bitch cause you did that on purpose with your dumb ass danhard bitch watch I'm coming bout to fuck you up”