Trigger Words…
(The worst things to say to the gang)
Astrid: “I’m putting my foot down!”
Snotlout: “Snot-hat…”
Hiccup: “Kill the dragons!”
Tuffnut: “Tears…”
Ruffnut: “You can’t do that, it’s crazy!”
Fishlegs: “Books are useless.”
(Thor Bonecrusher: activated)
Aelin: You want to be on my level? Climb, bitch.
Pansy, crying: Oh my God, I must look like a mess right now.
Draco, reaching into his pocket: Here.
Draco: Have some concealer.
Tuffnut: Hiccup said its my turn with the brain cell.
Ruffnut: Square up.
Hermione: Don’t worry, I still have a few books up my sleeve.
Ron: I think you mean cards-
Harry: No, she doesn’t.
Hermione: *pulling out Hogwarts, A History from her sleeve* No, I don’t.
Harry: Can’t you just admit you made a mistake?
Hermione *drinking her tea*: I prefer it with salt
Hiccup, tired: a McWill to live
i didnt post one of these yesterday
im so evil >:)
Tuffnut: Oh, fiddlesticks! That really ruffles my feathers!
Hiccup, tired: Please, just say fuck.
She/HerHarry Potter; How To Train Your Dragon; Marvel; AtLA; Throne of Glass; The Dragon Prince; ACOTAR
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