*Dagur is cooking*
Fishlegs: Any chance that’s for me?
Dagur: It’s for Astrid and Hiccup. I’m planning on making some bad choices tonight, and I need them on my side.
Heather: I never realized the forethought that went into being a disappointment.
Aelin: You want to be on my level? Climb, bitch.
Snotlout: “Struggle with depression” would seem to imply that I am bad at being depressed when I am, in fact, very proficient at being depressed.
Pansy, crying: Oh my God, I must look like a mess right now.
Draco, reaching into his pocket: Here.
Draco: Have some concealer.
Hermione: Just a bit of light reading!
Hermione: Don’t worry, I still have a few books up my sleeve.
Ron: I think you mean cards-
Harry: No, she doesn’t.
Hermione: *pulling out Hogwarts, A History from her sleeve* No, I don’t.
Hiccup: *Trying to fill out legal paperwork stuff* Were you guys born AMAB or AFAB?
Ruffnut: Bold of you to assume I was born at all.
Tuffnut: I personally was created in a lab.
Snotlout: I just straight up spawned lol.
Snotlout: I’m bisexual and confused.
Snotlout: Not about being bisexual. I just never know what the fuck is going on.
Tuffnut: Hiccup said its my turn with the brain cell.
Ruffnut: Square up.
Tuffnut: Can we get a birthday cake?
Hiccup: It’s not your birthday.
Tuffnut: The cake won’t know!
She/HerHarry Potter; How To Train Your Dragon; Marvel; AtLA; Throne of Glass; The Dragon Prince; ACOTAR
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