Hiccup: Did You Kill That Man?

Hiccup: Did you kill that man?

Astrid: No, I attacked him with my axe.

Astrid: The grievous wound killed him.

Hiccup: SEMANTICS, ASTRID!

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Do you take submissions for incorrect quotes or do you just make them up on your own?

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golden trio or marauders? :)

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Viggo, about Snotlout: What’s wrong with him?

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