The Jewels As A Pacifier (Submitted Story)

Dressing Room Fun

Since we can’t share pictures on here anymore, I thought I’d share some fun stories.

One time my wife was trying on sundresses for me at Target. She was totally naked in the dressing room, I would bring her dressing from the rack and then she would come out and try on the thin, flowing dresses with nothing on underneath. We were having so much fun, and I decided to take it up a notch. I went to get her the next few dresses to try on, and I saw a man walking towards the dressing room to try something up. I pretended to check my phone while strategically waiting for him to walk past the room my wife was in. Once he was directly in front of the stall, I opened the door wide to reveal my fully nude wife to him. She had no idea I was doing that, and he got a nice long look at her nude body. She was surprised at first and then thrilled as I shut the door and played it off like I didn't know someone was behind me.

Period. Hard Stop. Under 18? Unfollow me. Now.

A Note to Minors:

I see a lot on tumblr lately regarding the defense of underage participants in a certain community, as well as the underage participants expressing anger that they are not welcome on NSFW blogs. As a NSFW blogger, as well as someone who has come to know various sex laws due to their career, I thought I would clarify some things:

1. It doesn’t matter what the age of consent in your state is. Age of consent refers to the age that you are able to consent to sexual activity only.

2. Even if you are able to consent at age 16 or 17, by law you are still a minor. Pornography cannot be sold or viewed by minors.

3. If you are under 18 and you post explicit photos of yourself, you can be charged with creating and circulating child pornography, as the images contain a minor.

4. It is normal to have interests in sex and kink, regardless of age. There are safe spaces on the internet to seek these out and ask questions regarding your interests. Spaces where you can communicate with other teens, that are well moderated and do not allow adults to freely graze and prey. Scarleteen.com is probably the greatest example.

5. As a minor, showing purposeful disregard for another blogger or a website’s request that no minors be present on the site (and for some explicit material, 21 is the age for legal viewership) puts the owner of that blog and/or website at risk. No one wants to see awesome sex bloggers get shut down or sex friendly spaces on the internet get hit for having underage members. Think about more than just yourselves.

If you’re under 18, unfollow me. Don’t argue, don’t flame me, just unfollow. I’ll be the first person to high five you when you turn 18 and we can reminisce about how much it sucked to wait. Until then, peace out.

Gawddamn! Look how talented this slag is! She pays so much attention to the balls, the taint, and the asshole.

So long, perverts!

Well, the writing is on the wall and this Blog now has an expiration date. Thanks to everyone who followed, submitted, had fun PM chats with us. We’ll probably shut down before the 17th, but maybe we’ll have some more fun before then.

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I can honestly say I got the best blowjob of my life Saturday night. Realize that my wife has been sucking my cock for nearly twenty years now, and she's still getting better. I wish I could tell you what the hell she did to me, but I was too busy losing my mind to take note. I will say that she paid plenty of attention to the balls, and even tried some new tricks that sent me into oblivion.

Quality advice ladies.

I got this email from Tumblr and it cracked me up! I love that a major media company sent an email with the subject line: “Don’t Ignore the Balls turned 4 today!” So anyway, happy birthday to me! Now gargle my balls.