Period. Hard Stop. Under 18? Unfollow Me. Now.

REBLOG IF NAZIS OFFEND YOU MORE THAN NIPPLES.

She certainly is a good girl. What a thorough little slut.

I want you to use my mouth to keep your balls warm while you blog.

I like your style slut. Now that winter is here, I could use a mouth to warm up my balls while I post about wonderful sluts like you.

Here’s a great example of a slut, one of my favorites, who manages to show plenty of love to the balls, even while she’s blowing two dudes. Multiple cocks is no excuse to ignore the balls!

would u be down with a guy sucking ur balls?

No, but I appreciate the interest.

When your slut is out on a date with one of your friends, it’s always good to hear that she paid the proper respect to his balls. You’d never hear the end of it from all your friends if he told them she ignored the balls!

Hit me with your best shot.

I’m open to answering any questions you may have.

The Jewels as a pacifier (Submitted Story)

My amazing pet (wife) doesn’t always spend much time on the jewels while servicing and worshiping my cock because to her, it’s all about the cock when she is doing it.  Now, this is not to say she always completely ignores the guys when she is servicing my cock.  It’s just that she is more focused on the main attraction and what she is doing to it… and me.

BUT…

My balls are a “pacifier” for her at night.  Her “safe place” is snuggled up next to me with her head on my chest and her hand ever so gently rubbing, stroking, lightly scratching and caressing my balls in a non-sexual, almost therapeutic manner.  It’s such a relaxing pacifier for her that 99% of the time, she is peacefully asleep within minutes of getting into that position and giving the jewels the attention.

When you take the sexuality out of the experience and just enjoy the sensations, it can be quite a relaxing activity for both… specially if the one giving the balls attention feels safe and protected while doing it.

There are times when it wakes things up and I rise to the occasion.  When that happens, she switches mode and takes care of it as she should.  But, the main thing is it’s not about that end result.  It’s all about the sensations and relaxation for both of us.  ;-)

I love this post submitted by @sirkhufu. Its a lovely reminder of the importance of testicle attention in a long term relationship, even when your chick is not worshiping your cock. Balls provide so many benefits to women, and I loved reading about how much they help this guy’s lady relax and feel at peace. Thanks for sharing this! Keep the stories and pics coming people! 

We have a winner

I can honestly say I got the best blowjob of my life Saturday night. Realize that my wife has been sucking my cock for nearly twenty years now, and she's still getting better. I wish I could tell you what the hell she did to me, but I was too busy losing my mind to take note. I will say that she paid plenty of attention to the balls, and even tried some new tricks that sent me into oblivion.

I got this email from Tumblr and it cracked me up! I love that a major media company sent an email with the subject line: “Don’t Ignore the Balls turned 4 today!” So anyway, happy birthday to me! Now gargle my balls.