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REBLOG IF NAZIS OFFEND YOU MORE THAN NIPPLES.

Even though you're straight would you ever suck a guys balls

Probably not, tbh. I’m not turned off or grossed out by it, but it doesn’t turn me on either, so I probably wouldn’t be very good at it, and balls deserve to be licked with enthusiasm and skill. Thanks for your question.

Please don’t think that just because you don’t ignore the balls, that means you can ignore your man’s asshole. Attention to detail, cocksuckers. Attention to detail.

Welcome

Welcome to the first (?) Tumblr blog dedicated to showing some love to the balls. I'll be sharing photos, videos and stories dedicated to making ball play the important part of lovemaking that it deserves to be. I'd love to hear from fellas who love having their balls worshiped, and especially from ladies who understand how important polishing the stones are. Let's have some fun together

See how important ball love is to a double blow job. Go out a practice what you’ve learned, sluts!

My coworker is a filthy slut. We have both bonded over our love of the balls. She loves to suck balls but her husband hates it when she touches them. I love to get my balls sucked but my girlfriend won't touch them. Is it cheating if she sucked my balls since we are both ball deprived

First off, thank you for your awesome fucking question. Now. Yeah, it’s cheating, but depriving a slut of the mouth full of balls that she craves is a much worse crime than cheating. You don’t marry a filthy little slut unless you understand that she needs to feed often. Denying her needs is just cruel. And your girlfriend needs to understand that testicular neglect is one of the worst crimes against humanity. So, it’s cheating, but I’d call it justifiable cheating. So neither of you should feel guilty when she’s slurping your sack like she was meant to. 

Thank you again for your spectacular question. We loved to see some pictures of your balls in her mouth next time you write!

The Jewels as a pacifier (Submitted Story)

My amazing pet (wife) doesn’t always spend much time on the jewels while servicing and worshiping my cock because to her, it’s all about the cock when she is doing it.  Now, this is not to say she always completely ignores the guys when she is servicing my cock.  It’s just that she is more focused on the main attraction and what she is doing to it… and me.

BUT…

My balls are a “pacifier” for her at night.  Her “safe place” is snuggled up next to me with her head on my chest and her hand ever so gently rubbing, stroking, lightly scratching and caressing my balls in a non-sexual, almost therapeutic manner.  It’s such a relaxing pacifier for her that 99% of the time, she is peacefully asleep within minutes of getting into that position and giving the jewels the attention.

When you take the sexuality out of the experience and just enjoy the sensations, it can be quite a relaxing activity for both… specially if the one giving the balls attention feels safe and protected while doing it.

There are times when it wakes things up and I rise to the occasion.  When that happens, she switches mode and takes care of it as she should.  But, the main thing is it’s not about that end result.  It’s all about the sensations and relaxation for both of us.  ;-)

I love this post submitted by @sirkhufu. Its a lovely reminder of the importance of testicle attention in a long term relationship, even when your chick is not worshiping your cock. Balls provide so many benefits to women, and I loved reading about how much they help this guy’s lady relax and feel at peace. Thanks for sharing this! Keep the stories and pics coming people! 

Nothing interesting, just wondering if you're a man or a woman

I am a man. Thanks for asking.

CHILDREN (UNDER 18) ARE NOT WELCOME HERE

I’m really sick of going through the first few pages of followers and having to block a handful of people for being under eighteen. This is an adult blog. This blog is not meant for children. 

If you are 14 years old, you are not welcome here. If you are 16 years old, you are not welcome here. If you’re 17 years and 11 months old, you are not welcome here. If you are under 18 at all, you are not welcome here.

THIS IS NOT A SPACE FOR YOU.

It is illegal for you to view this page and I am personally uncomfortable with minors following me. Please leave and don’t return until you’re of legal age to view pornographic material (18).

When you find a slut who really makes out with your balls, she’s worth keeping in your slut rotation. She’s earning her bus fare back home, here.