On Holiday From Spreading Ominous Vibes. Please Could You Refill Their Drink.

me writing fictional couples: oh wow…. the tenderness, the devotion, the romance

me irl:

cherry red king 🍒

girl wake up brazilian narusasu amv just dropped....

i can have a little unrealistic romantic fantasy. as a treat

BRO THIS IS NOT BASKETBALL

I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. A guy asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was once and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight

the aquarium said you are NOTHING compared to an eel