English Class (ft. Mood)

Nordics as things I say to friends.

Iceland: I will tic tac, patty wack, smack you with a wooden spoon if you don’t diddly darn go away.

Finland: (hands you a baby wipe) Clean up your attitude. And your face while your at it, you got chocolate on your cheek.

Denmark: (steps on legos)Legos don’t hurt me, legos are friends!

Sweden: You haven’t been to Ikea? I thought this friendship was real, but after this? I don’t know.

Norway:  No, you don’t understand, corgi’s are the magical choice of transportation for fairies in welsh folklore. That’s why I must have one.

Okay, y'all better sit down because I've got a story to tell you. So, me and my friend are at the mall and find this Otaku store, and being the otaku's we are, went in. I found this fan and obviously had to have it. When I got home, I hid it behind my back, walked up to my parents, and said, "I got a Chinese fan!" And whipped it from behind my back, opening it up to show off this beauty called aph China. I don't think I've ever seen my parents more disappointed in me than that.

And if tomorrow you awake alive, then you will know you didn't die.

Oddly encouraging

you’ve heard of elf on the shelf, now get ready for

apparently my boss who is a professor at my school doesn’t have a cell phone and his coworkers were upset by this so they bought him a childs toy phone and labeled it “David’s jitterbug” (for those of you that don’t know jitterbugs are phones made for old people that have like massive buttons and shit) so the other day I walked into his office to ask him a question and he pressed a button on it which made it start loudly playing the ABCs and he said “excuse me I have to take this” and then started singing along to the ABCs while shooing me out of his office

So when I was at my sibling cross country banquet, some kid got a bag of venison and a rock as a trophy. I love my school.

Even Daffy Isn’t Sure Anymore

Robul, when they first met

Romania:*smirks*

Bulgaria: what?

Romania:*scoots closer* betcha never met a male belly dancer!