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@will1 one of my 2 moots u are a ponderer. U ponder so hard my guy (affectionate)

u could also weenie blast

Made this within a minute to show how i feel rn

Tfw you get done taking a bath/shower and change into freshly washed pj's and cuddle up in a newly made bed with your favorite stuffies. Everything feeling so clean and safe and warm...🐾

that post reminded me.

humans dont have wings so they look for other ways to fly

The WOKE Beatles

John Lennon walked his black ass down to Sears one afternoon and stood infront of the doors. They would not be open for another 3 hours, so he would have to wait. While waiting, his 3 best friends/enemies pulled up in a pink jeep.

"John! I need 14 American dollars for lash extensions!" Paul said.

"Why do you need American dollars? We live in England." George asked.

"Ringo!" Said Ringo. He was just happy to be there.

"Fuck off I gave you money to get your nails done yesterday you idiot."

"Yes and they are beautiful." Paul said as he showed off his 4 inch nails. They had the entirety of the White Album painted on them. Which meant they were a boring white color with The Beatles logo on it.

"But I need lashes to be fully beautiful." Paul whined.

"You're ugly regardless." George said.

For anyone wondering, John is black with Creole on his mom's side. George got his eyebrows waxed and is transgender. Ringo was force fed glue as a child. Paul hasn't changed.

"Ringo!" Ringo agreed.

"Anyways you guys fuck off I'm waiting for this wonderful establishment to open."

"Why wait here when we can go get McDonald's eh?" Paul offered.

"You would want a Big Mac huh? Maybe a number 2, a number 4, three number 7s, a number 10 with extra dip-" George mocked.

"Right because your fat ass always orders a McSalad." Paul shot back. He turned back to John. "Are you coming or not?"

"Im coming like my name was Your Mom." John said as he got into the jeep.

"Ringo!" Ringo yelled happily. What a beautiful day.

ive been meaning to make a post about this but like. i want to hear stories about trans people falling in love and dating people and hooking up and getting married and i want to hear from aro trans people about the friendships they value and i want to hear about transhet people who find love and i want to hear about nonbinary love and genderqueer love. i just. i want to hear about trans people in meaningful relationships. whether if it’s in my inbox or in the tags, lets start spreading trans positivity!

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