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Sasha but he has an archetype that's just him as a little german boy with a propeller hat and a biggggggg laurlipop

He's just standing there... MENACINGLY.

purplish princess pony

Random post again because I barely even post 💔💔

Does anyone like Melvin because he’s awesome, bro has to be one of the chillest ppl in the nerd clique

happy Thursday the 20th

MEN

already got a blazed marvel post. the adpocalypse is closer than we think so heres your daily PSA

don't interact with corporate tumblr accounts

yes even to dunk on them. i don't care if you have the sickest burn of the century lined up, don't even give them the time of day

the eventual and inevitable fall of twitter marks a change in the advertising industry, and tumblr is unclaimed territory. if we want tumblr to remain the social media bastion it has become, it needs to remain as unappealing to corporations as possible. do not engage. in a marketing strategist's eyes, any kind of attention is good attention. don't "silence, brand" them. don't kungpowpenis them. don't send them hate anons. don't hate-follow them. corporate tumblrs are not a single entity and they will not be harassed off this site. we only have a shot at repelling them because of tumblr's lack of an algorithm. so turn off recommended posts on your dashboard, put it chronological order, and install an adblocker. if you don't seek out these blazed posts and actively ignore them when they happen upon you, the corporations will starve. in this case, the best kind of protest is a silent one

Anyone else notice the tumblr app being really glitchy

guy who has ibuprofen: I have ibuprofen if you need it btw

i love london

I want you to remember:

The fascists hate you too and they just will pretend otherwise until after they've killed the rest of us, before they turn on you.

Earnesto

giving birth sucks tbh. not only do you and the baby you’re birthing almost die, usually you shit yourself and often you tear your taint. then you have to push an organ out of your body (placenta) and if even a little of that remains in your body, you can hemorrhage to death or develop an infection that essentially rots your body from the inside out. even if you had a relatively “easy birth”, you bleed for weeks on end. even after that stops, your body and brain is changed for the rest of your life, the pregnancy leeched minerals from your bones, that can cause osteoporosis later. minor urinary incontinence is not uncommon, brain scans of people who gave birth show permanent changes in their brain, you’re never quite the same.

I say all of this not to say giving birth is disgusting but it is a harrowing and visceral experience. society downplays how fucking awful it is and makes it out to be a ~magical~ experience but it isn’t a magical transformative experience for everyone. it can be an extremely traumatic experience for someone who wanted to carry a pregnancy to term, much more so for someone who did not want to be pregnant in the first place or someone who knows their baby won’t survive the birth. anyway, abortion is a right. pregnancy and birth aren’t just inconvenient, it’s fucking awful.

rock lee fact #97

all rock lee fans are objectively hot, have minimum 300 IQ, know martial arts, and can never sleep because of the shadow figure that watches them at night like who even is that guy hahaha

Am I the only Earnest Jones fan out there why does he have no content

Please let me know if you see my post 🥹

My name is Sahar, a mother from Gaza 🇵🇸. My husband, my daughter, and I have lost everything. Our house was destroyed before we could live in it. We are now displaced and struggling to survive in a tent in the cold. After calm, we returned home to find it completely destroyed. Help us repair a small room to protect ourselves from the cold until we leave Gaza 💔

I recently gave birth to my daughter, and I fear for my daughter from the cold and the cold. We can barely afford food, let alone necessities like milk or blankets. Your support, no matter how small, can make a difference in saving our lives

Please be the first to donate, you are our lifeline ❤️

The donation link is in the bio 🙏

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you punch nazis!

(requested by anonymous)

what if i told yall the nerd clique has two girls in it

In case anyone is having a bad night:

Here is the fudgiest brownie in a mug recipe I’ve found

Here are some fun sites

Here is a master post of Adventure Time episodes and comics

Here is a master post of movies including Disney and Studio Ghibli

Here is a master post of other master posts to TV shows and movies

*tucks you in with fuzzy blanket* *pats your head*

You’ll be okay, friend <3

bucky pasteur from bully reads homestuck

Bucky Pasteur from Bully reads Homestuck!

where's his dumpy bro He's just a lame twink now 😔

Edited in Blender, and I had no regrets.

I need to be put into a mental institution of some sort. ned flanders style. I cant stop smiling and giggling and kicking my feet when I see jerry. "bee-dee bee-dee bee-dee, hubba hubba, buck!" YAAAHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEGAGQGQHQHQIM CRAZY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IM INSASNE!!!!!!!!1!11!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SOMEBODY SEDATE ME YRRREHEHEHEHEHAGHAGAGAGAGH MY FACE HURTS I DONT KNOW HOW MUCH LONGER I XAN HOLD GYYAAHHHGGGHHGG 💗💗💗 LLALALALALALALAAAAAAAALAL💗💗💗💗

does anyone wanna hold hands until we feel a little braver

It was all a fucking sham. Someone here called it: they'd be "down" a shortwhile, then Trump (the same Trump who started the whole idea to ban it in the first place) would "come in and save TT". Watch the only mass social media in the us not property of an American company get bought out anyways, and Trump to go in history not as a censor, but as a "saviour of tik tok"

It Begins

The Next Beatles Game

this is only a placeholder of course. Let it be known that as a placeholder menu song it plays the guitar solo from Freebird. I wish it could always be this epic but stupid beatle song will have to replace it.

Good news for Ringo fans since he is actually in this one.

I spent the last 30 or so hours working on Act 1's coding. I have 1459 lines of code in the script as of now.

This is a much more ambitious project than CBML. To put it into perspective, the first choice in CBML was at line 1611, and AHDN has about 10 choices and a minigame so far.

But as Can't Buy Me Love improved upon Paulgame, I aim to improve upon CBML with "A Hard Day's Night: The Game". A Hard Game's Night? The title is a work in progress...

The outline is more or less finished. The plot follows along the lines of the film, but I don't want to make it an identical experience to watching the movie either.

Like CBML there is an original player character, I draw info from the original script, add a little here and there, ect.

Your choices will matter much more in this game. I have variables and a point system, the Beatle boys will remember if you slighted them, or vice verca.

It is planned to be a tamer game than Can't Buy Me Love, (I mean, CBML was a real fever dream of a plot), but fear not, I will try to integrate my classic Brummelliana wacky zany humor everybody and their mother loves.

My current plan is to finish act 1 as a demo, and then continue on the rest of the game. If I'm lucky, maybe it will be out this summer, give or take. Maybe the full game will be done by winter 2025.

Maybe I should go crazy and sell the full thing for like... a dollar. I don't know if that'll make Paul sue me or what. The full game might be a few hours, so I might get away with it.