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Hello Ringo Fans

I don't know how to write him.

What are his motivations?

What are his likes, dislikes?

What makes his personality different from the other beatles?

Does he have any speech quirks, the words he uses, the way he talks?

If you walked up to him and said hi, how would he respond?

How would he respond to negativity toward him? positivity?

What do I need to know when writing him.

You guys need to help me. If you do not help me, Ringo will be out of character or bland in the game.

I need information!!

while you’re here i’d like to direct your attention to @ahmedaldani22, i would love it if you would support his campaign!

reblog this if you want anonymous opinions of you

new piece i hâve designed called choices

i call this one hawk tuah and love on that thang

WITCH ONE, FUCKER?

The WOKE Beatles

John Lennon walked his black ass down to Sears one afternoon and stood infront of the doors. They would not be open for another 3 hours, so he would have to wait. While waiting, his 3 best friends/enemies pulled up in a pink jeep.

"John! I need 14 American dollars for lash extensions!" Paul said.

"Why do you need American dollars? We live in England." George asked.

"Ringo!" Said Ringo. He was just happy to be there.

"Fuck off I gave you money to get your nails done yesterday you idiot."

"Yes and they are beautiful." Paul said as he showed off his 4 inch nails. They had the entirety of the White Album painted on them. Which meant they were a boring white color with The Beatles logo on it.

"But I need lashes to be fully beautiful." Paul whined.

"You're ugly regardless." George said.

For anyone wondering, John is black with Creole on his mom's side. George got his eyebrows waxed and is transgender. Ringo was force fed glue as a child. Paul hasn't changed.

"Ringo!" Ringo agreed.

"Anyways you guys fuck off I'm waiting for this wonderful establishment to open."

"Why wait here when we can go get McDonald's eh?" Paul offered.

"You would want a Big Mac huh? Maybe a number 2, a number 4, three number 7s, a number 10 with extra dip-" George mocked.

"Right because your fat ass always orders a McSalad." Paul shot back. He turned back to John. "Are you coming or not?"

"Im coming like my name was Your Mom." John said as he got into the jeep.

"Ringo!" Ringo yelled happily. What a beautiful day.

paul mcfartney…

@hamsterdads

Hello, I’m reaching out with a humble request for help. This is a lifesaving short call and I have resorted to seek help from you.I am Verian a Palestinian citizen living with type 1 diabetes, and due to the crisis in my hometown Gaza, I’m struggling to access my insulin. It’s difficult to explain how vital this medication is for my survival because without it, my health is at serious risk of going to coma. I’m asking for any small donation that could help me afford insulin just for this week. Even the smallest support would mean the world to me🍉🇵🇸. My donation link is available on my pinned post.

Best of luck is all I can wish, I'm so sorry.

mink

Change a single letter and change the word game

I want to play a game with you all.

You have to make a new word by changing only one letter of the last word.

Dirt

any trans person reading this I love you

any woman reading this I love you

any poc minority reading this I love you

any queer person reading this I love you

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no matter how many trolls or trumpies come in my comments and spew their nonsense I will keep saying it over and over and over again no matter how many times to show them I will not change. I will never choose violence or hate ever.

any disabled person reading this I love you

any person out of country that wished they could desperately help I love you

Any parents of a queer child who did everything they deemed “right” to protect their child and still feel as though they failed I love you

any person on the spectrum I love you

Any SA survivors I love you

Any person that needs life threatening healthcare and can’t afford it I love you

Any diabetic person I love you

I don’t know you. But I love you. I will always choose love that’s not a bad thing nor will I ever feel bad about choosing it

are we about to kiss rn @doofusthebozo

If by some miracle sweet potato Hitler doesn't win come the end of the week, this won't be necessary, but should he win here are some of the first things to be aware of or do.

If you know a trans person, no you don't. Respect them as best you can in private but you know nothing in public.

Be aware that TikTok will likely be banned, find new platforms to spread information. Fuck Twitter and what ever tiktok replacement he's working on.

Learn to Garden, even in winter so you can feed yourself should prices skyrocket

Get an air purifier. The Clean Air Act is likely to be stripped of its power with the EPA deregulated, air quality is going to suffer

Should you have kids, try to supplement history/social studies education. That's the first place they will attack, if you need help ask, history teacher will help

Try and do what you can to be aware of your health before January.

Help one another. That's the best way we can move forward and make change in the future.

💙 USA 💙

national suicide prevention

national domestic violence hotline

national sexual abuse hotline

trans lifeline and resources

💙INTERNATIONAL💙

list of suicide hotlines by country

domestic violence hotlines and resources by country

sexual (+ domestic) abuse agencies by country

international trans resources

Trick or treat sigma mootie (braces friendly please 😭😭😭😭)

hi sigma

u get....

TREA T !!

MOOTIE YOU USE NEO PRONOUNS TOO?????? I MUST KNOW WHICH ONES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Also to add your own pronouns on pronoun page you need to do the format he/him/his/himself)

I DO !!!!!!! I USE ALL OF THEM

i rlay dont care how people refer to me and i couldnt find a way to write "any neos/xenos" 💔🤞

I hate when my mutuals repost from people that are very obviously bad

my singing voice is good for showers and mornings in the kitchen and drunken nights and lullabies for babies who need sleep and im okay with this

Sketch of Edmund.

vetted campaigns for gaza. 🍉🇵🇸

@ameera-anq : gofundme — €12,755/€20,000

@amnehsharif10 : gofundme — US$8,759/$90,000

@malkzaeem : gofundme — CA$19,540/$50,000

@burningnightgiver : gofundme — CA$5,596/$50,000

@salahaldinhor : gofundme — €784/€40,000

i urge everyone who sees this to share, at the very least, if you cannot donate. please, please, please do not scroll past without reblogging. this post will be updated as/if anyone else reaches out!

Mituna Captor stim board

all the kitties, none of the bees

requested by @doofusthebozo

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unfortunately missing a link

you...

make cowboy striders

and my life is yours

please kind sir/maam/person/artist of all time

late,,, but here!

i've been thinking ab this request since i got it and when i found this pic while searching for references i just couldn't resist.

Reblog if you're LGBTQIA+ (Yes Trans people and people on the ace/aro spectrum are also valid, shut up)