She Will Not Be Surviving My Wrath

real homies respect trans people! /gen

I love pretending to be normal in social settings bc it’s like how long will it take until they find out a screw is absolutely loose. how long can I keep this going for

*gordon ramsey at a kink party voice* cockwarming? you call this warm? it's bloody burnt that thing is. you've cremated it, it's naught but fucking ashes! *turns around and sees a pup* for fucks sake there's animals in the kitchen too. he's got fucking paws and he could cook a cock better than you

theyre gonna need an intimacy coordinator for me and this calzone

An important PSA to remember!

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lord take all of my pain and sufferig and give it to elon musk