Dr-axolotl-ataraxis - Dr Axolotl Ataraxis

if you're in your 20s just remember that you're in your 20s and being in your 20s is like being anywhere between 20-29

Accidentally bought my cat cantrip instead of catnip and now she’s casting eldritch blast at me from the overlook of her cat tree while demanding wet food only

*kill

Quick reminder that it's always morally correct to punch nazis.

Switching between these every day

like to charge, reblog to cast

due to an evil child's christmas wish there will be a colossal sandstorm that destroys the world this year instead of santa