Oh Fuck I Figured Out How To Read The S P A G E T T I And I Regret It

Firehose?! hows your mom going to get a job now?

If you know you know if you don’t fate has cursed you

Am I just tired or is this like, deliriously funny.

Doctor strange and the multiverse of madness leaks

his pussy is frightening and the sex is creepy and strange

at the wedding instead of catching a bouquet the women all put on these and brawl for who gets married next

hmmm

What do you believe in now?

ITS THE UNEDITED VERSION HOLY SHIT

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I would enjoy a boof please… I’m lonely... also you might have hamburber but don‘t tell anyone

when in doubt just ask a dog 

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

On top of the Yankees field cat there was a praying mantis on top of the nationals players hat tonight. Huge night in baseball