Why Is This Heat So Hot 😩

I think next thursday is gonna be the best day of my entire life tbh

“HEY YOU STOLE MY JOKE” no I reblogged your statement you unfunny bitch

this morning NASA abandoned their mars rover Opportunity (aka Oppy) because it (she) got hit by a storm on Mars and it knocked her camera and wheels out and her last words to the team were “my battery is low and it is getting cold”. I know she’s a machine but I’m devastated. Oppy is the one who discovered water on Mars. RIP oppy ily space baby

I think next thursday is gonna be the best day of my entire life tbh

Just wanna check, what's your pronouns? :-) thank

he/ham

We don't blame them

Ok I’m done being creepy for the day

Bus drivers don’t choose that line of work, they are taken at a young age and transformed.

SO today I’m walking through the cafeteria and there are two (supposed) friends, two girls, were arguing in the center very loudly. When the argument had reached its climax, I walked in, thinking about cheeseburger, one of the girls yelled “I HOPE BOTH SIDES OF THE PILLOW ARE WARM FOR YOU!” and they both stormed off. It made my day, and I hope for more to arrive shortly after these messages from our sponsor.