The Turkey Swiss On Rye Incident

God, anyone who is happier than me should perish

That fucker…

send cropped political memes

like this

Help !!! Im stranded on a island where the only food is 1 acorn with 1000000000mg thc & u have to eat it in 1 bite

yeah thats what it says

Gonna start putting cryptic codes in my posts so you guys have something fun to do

I think next thursday is gonna be the best day of my entire life tbh

How could she not? She’s using the legendary tactic of p o o l

Me after I take an Advil liquid gel

SO today I’m walking through the cafeteria and there are two (supposed) friends, two girls, were arguing in the center very loudly. When the argument had reached its climax, I walked in, thinking about cheeseburger, one of the girls yelled “I HOPE BOTH SIDES OF THE PILLOW ARE WARM FOR YOU!” and they both stormed off. It made my day, and I hope for more to arrive shortly after these messages from our sponsor.