Wow I’m Not Even A Full 15 Pages Into The Picture Of Dorian Gray By Oscar Wilde And I Already Ship

I don’t know how to explain this, but prince hair, and long hair harry are the actual embodiment of literally any hozier song

honestly, my biggest flex in life is that my middle name is Anna and harry styles had a song called Anna. Life has not been any better than when I realized this achievement

oh my god i just saw a little girl in the store I was in and she looked just like a little Florence Pugh. She is totally the next black widow after yelena

has this one been done yet

me: I’m straight

*negasonic teenage warhead, yelena belova, Wanda maximoff, shuri udaku, harley quinn and kate bishop walk in*

me: * nervous sweats*

my dad is watching the real time with bill maher show and I just heard the stupidest thing. He says something like ‘gen z doesn’t know what 9/11 is because they’re too young. they don’t care. their 9/11 is when Kim kardashians ass broke the…’ (not word for word but the just of it). I mean wtf kinda thing is that to say? He’s saying like we haven’t lived through all the discriminating aftermaths of 9/11. how can he stand there and say (joke??) that gen z doesn’t care when, if anything, we probably are one of the ones who care most about it. We were born right after it happened we grew up with all the negative aftermath of that tragic day we care about all the shit that went down. I know he was being comedic but I think he pushed it too far. gen z is the revolutionary generation and to say that we don’t care about something as terribly sad as 9/11 and replacing it with Kim k’s ass is insulting. Rest In Peace to everyone who lost their lives in 9/11.

TELL ME WHY AND HOW THE FUCK TONY FUCKING STARK NEVER MADE A JOKE TO HIS WIFE AND ABOUT PUTTING SOME ‘PEP(P) IN HER STEP’ IF SHE WAS WALKING SLOWER. GOD I CAN HEAR IT BUT HE NEVER ACTUALLY SAID IT AND NOW IT WILL NEVER HAPPEN BC HES FUCKING DEAD. GREAT JOB MARVEL YA REALLY FUCKED THAT UP

HAPPY JUNETEENTH!!

moony: hey pads I know you’re sad that you can’t ride your motor bike since it got totaled. I’m sorry.

padfoot: thanks moony

moony: on another note, I know something else you could ride😏

padfoot: omg is the fair in london this week?!! I’ve been waiting months to ride the rotating sky wheel again!🤩🤩🤩

minors in a fandom to a ship between people that have a huge age gap: we do not ship this 😤🙅🏽‍♀️!! This is illegal

minors in a fandom to a character who is played by someone in their late 30s-40s: That is the hottest mf I’ve ever seen and we are getting married even though there’s a 25 year age gap