Okay So Maybe Billy Is An Asshole But I Need A Fic Where He’s Less Of An Asshole Or He Like Grows Out

When Monica asked “even if I shrinked down to 2 inches tall?” And chandler replied with “i’d carry you around in my pocket.” That is the proper response to would you love me if I was a worm.

I’m watching volume 7 of RWBY and I 100% ship Qrow and Clover. The opposite powers, the tension, and the vibes. I love them and if either of them die I will cry enough to water a tree

My job puts up opinion boards and the new one was “what animal do u think you could beat in their natural territory?”

I now know the AUDACITY of some people. Saying they could beat a kangaroo??!!?! An ostrich??!!?!

Daenerys having to chain her dragons is honestly so sad and just feels so ironic too

I made a mistake and I texted the guy saying “again I’m so sorry thank you for understanding” and he texted back with “you’re welcome.” HELLO???? I WOULD’VE PREFERRED TO BE LEFT ON READ???? Saying you’re welcome felt so sarcastic and I felt really bad. like why couldn’t he have just said no problem or literally anything else please

NETFLIX HAD A SOUND FOR WHEN U PRESS YOUR PROFILE. WTF. IT SOUNDS LIKE A TINY BACK CRACKING WTF

Was watching Friends and there’s a kid actor that my sister recognized. His name is Daryl Sabara, we looked him up and he’s Juni from spy kids. Then we find out he’s married to Meghan Trainor??? It’s a weird thought

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I’m tempting you so fucking well right now. You want to write this and then share it. You really wanna make this a reality.

I need a fic that focuses on Billy as a lifeguard. Like he’s actually really good with the kids that he teaches and he takes his job really seriously. Like maybe he teaches Holly and like she adores him, and Nancy has to take her to lessons one time and Nancy is baffled that Holly likes Billy. Maybe Holly likes Billy cos their names sort of rhyme or something.