Help I’m Having A Midlife Crisis! I’m Not Even In My 20’s! D:

Qualms and ferocity

“The ‘Matriarch’ was one of the first dinosaurs that Hammond created… she has been around the longest and was the first surviving dinosaur… but she is not normal compared to others of her species… she’s the only reason that the death tolls caused by other dinosaurs has been so low… they respect her, but no one knows why…” -Dr Wu

Immortal Hiccup pt 7/8/9

Chapter seven

We start off with Tuffnut walking up to hiccup, “Hey hiccy, so when yah gonna tell the village about you and toothless” Tuffnut stated casually surprising Hiccup, “W-what do you mean” Hiccup stated attempting to act innocently, “C’mon me and my sister know about you two being mates, I mean you aren’t very good at hiding it, I mean you’re not as subtle as you’re attempting to act” Tuffnut said matter of factly, “fine you caught me, but please don’t say anything to the village, I plan on telling them soon” Hiccup pleaded to Tuffnut, “I wasn’t going to tell the village, neither was my sister, also your other secret is safe as well” he stated calmly.

“Wait what other secret???” Hiccup said startled, “the whole you being immortal and knowing how to speak to dragons thing, also the speaking to dragons thing was known by the whole village already” Tuffnut stated just as calmly as before, “so why did no one ask me if I actually knew how to-, anyway back to the topic, y-ou knew I was immortal? Since when and how??” Hiccup spluttered exasperated, “I mean talking to dragons was easy to find out for everyone in the village, and to answer about how me and my sister knew about you being immortal, we heard you talking to Toothless about it but we kept out mouths shut” Tuffnut explained, “Thank you and Ruffnut for keeping it a secret Tuffnut” Hiccup Stated, to which Tuffnut smiled and nodded.

Sorry for the short chapter but I’ll make the next at least the normal amount of words I do!! Have a lovely day and I hope you enjoyed!!!!

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Chapter 8

It was a lovely day on the island of Berk, you could see two dragons flying over that nearly had been forgotten, Hiccups sister and Heather were back…

“The Daughter of the Chiefs home!!” Gobber announced loudly, people gathered starting to ask questions about her and Heathers adventures beyond the waters of the archipelago.

“My goodness what Happened since I left 6 months ago???” Hiccups sister stated to Gobber, Hiccup and Stoick, “so about that…” Hiccup says slightly scared.

After explaining what exactly happened to Berk, and how Toothless became the alpha of the dragons, she was utterly stunned, “Lilith, sister are you…. ok?” Hiccup stated concerned due to her being stunned for over 5 minutes, “Wait, Moms back?????” She stated going from stunned to happy in and instant, “My girl is all grown up, I’m so proud” Valka stated with warmth in her heart for her child while embracing her crying, “I’m so happy you’re back mom, me and Hiccup missed you so much!!” Lilith said crying happily, “and I missed you both just as much my children” Valka said still embracing Lilith while waving Hiccup to come join there little hug pile, which he gladly did and then Stoick joined soon after. The Family is back together.

“So did Hiccup finally start dating Toothless and tell everyone he was Immortal...?”

To be continued…

Have a lovely day!!!

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Chapter 9

“W-what?!?!” Hiccup questioned, “ok so to the first question yes, but no one besides Stoick, me, Gobber or the dragons knew… and to the second question the answer is no one except me and Toothless were told” Valka said slightly panicked, this instantly clicked into everyone’s minds, it made sense that Hiccup was immortal somehow, no one questioned that in the slightest, but dating Toothless, there was only one thing to be said… “Hiccup why didn’t you tell us you and Toothless got together???” Astrid asked furiously, Hiccup began backing up while spluttering nonsense excuses, then he ran, this caused everyone to laugh at the sight of him being chased by Astrid across the village.

“Well it’s about time, I swear I thought they would never confess, I’m glad they finally did” Lilith said getting nods from Stoick, Valka and Gobber.

I hope you enjoyed this chapter, I’ll most likely start into the third movie next chapter, have a lovely day bye!!

REBLOG if you have amazing, talented WRITER friends.

Because I certainly do, and I love every single one of them and their work.

Would anyone want a shitty sagau? Because I have one that isn’t done yet and I plan to make it juicy, thing is I never originally planned to post it on tumblr, but honestly I really want to now!

It already has like 9 or 10 parts btw!

Forgot to reblog this before!

:D!!

Geovishap reader bothering Xiao and Zhongli perhaps?

It would be cute lol

WE HAVE THE FULL SET NOW YAY!!! ૮꒰˶ᵔ ᗜ ᵔ˶꒱ა˖⁺‧₊˚

Both Zhongli and Xiao stared at the slightly larger and wee bit stronger looking Primo Geovishap that had been following them.

For four hours. Now usually, they would’ve killed you by now, especially seeing as you (despite the previous “wee bit” statement) towered over other primo geovishap, you just kinda… followed them around? Like a big ole puppy?

Zhongli then decided to test something.

The first thing that came to mind…

He summoned a pillar a little was away from the three of you, causing Xiao to look up in confusion.

You, however, ran your big ass all the way to the large pillar, RIPPED IT FROM THE EARTH IN YOUR MAW, and brought it back happily to the duo.

Holy shit.

HOLY SHIT-

You sat there, super fucking proud of yourself because maybe you made the duo proud of your super awesome strength, while they stood in shock and confusion at the situation.

You genuinely?? We’re acting?? Like a big fucking puppy?????

Xiao then also decided to run a small experiment of his own.

Summoning his spear, he launched it into the air. It was now Zhongli’s turn to look down, shocked.

You dropped the pillar, but instead of jumping for it, you sumMONED A GIANT FUCKING HAND OF GEO AND GRABBED IT OUT OF THE SKY. You then gently handed back the polearm to him :).

So when Xiao and Zhongli walked back into Liyue with you following close behind, they were totally ready to explain why you were staying.

You became the mascot for Liyue honestly. You’d deliver letters for people, you’d help set of carts, carry crates, more more etc etc.

And when need be, you’d kill- I mean harm treasure hoarders for the people :3.

You’d do anything to keep your new nation wide family safe.

Anything.

Zhongli and Xiao (along with the other Adepti) are your main caretakers though!

Besides, no has to know what you’ve been doing to the men who try to rob people in the dead of night! No one.

Primo Geovishap!Creator normally: 😁

When you fuck with a single flower in Liyue: 😃🔪

Mmmm, Chaos Boar, Pampered Otter, Parental Tiger, Eepy Fox, and now Slightly Psychopathic Primo Geovishap. The gangs all here! ૮꒰ྀི∩´ ᵕ `∩꒱ྀིა

Hope you don’t mind I made em a Primo Geovishap, just thought I’d be funnier lol ໒꒰ྀི´ ˘ ` ꒱ྀིა

Y e s d o i t n o w

people be like: “genderbent venti”

and then just put him in a skirt as if he wouldn’t wear that anyway.

i raise the much more interesting concept: genderbent venti but she’s a tomboy. because. because regular venti is a femboy? get it? :3

Ah yes if y/n from my avatar x reader story were to teleport to Demon slayer.

“Oh for fucks sake I had to get attacked didn’t I?? At least I’m still alive” y/n said after getting shot protecting Tsu’tey, then falling into a portal and turning human, “oh cool I’m like this again!” Y/n said happily, then noticing something… “I’m in a kimono??” She says in awe of her beautiful dark pink and blue kimono, she then heard people running towards her…. She turned towards the people just to become shocked at what she sees…

“Miss are you alright? We saw you fall out of the sky… did a demon attack you?” Tanjiro asked sweetly before smelling the air, making him eye y/n, “I’m fine and I don’t know how to explain why I was falling out of the sky…” y/n says hoping his nose won’t smell her lie, but sadly she got caught out… “you are lying, you do know how and why you fell out of the sky… but you also aren’t a demon, so why did you fall out of the sky…?” Tanjiro says with Giyuu behind him just staring at y/n, “I got struck in battle trying to save a friend… instead of meeting my death I ended up here falling from the sky” y/n says with a sigh, “okay…” he says lowering his katana, “Caw Caw! Bring the lady who fell from the sky to master! Caw Caw!” A crow states, Giyuu sighs and grabs y/n’s hand pulling him with her….

Time skip to final battle!!

Muzan was about to die but it wasn’t without great loss… but y/n was there and prevented some of it…

Y/n turned into a deadly nadder, pining him to the ground shocking him enough for him to pause, y/n took her chance and fired all her shots at him, making him unable to do anything, making it easier for Tanjiro to kill Muzan, then it was all over forever…

I hope this wasn’t a bad oneshot, have a lovely day bye!!!!

Genshin impact Sagau~!

Part 9!

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“Hey Traveler before you go for your trip to Liyue I would like to have a talk with you about something” you said, “what is it y/n?” He asks, “may I accompany you on your journey? I have some personal reasons as to do so, and I would love to help look for your sister with you” you say, he nodded with a sad smile on his face, “thank you! So where to now?” You said, “Paimon thinks we’re headed to Liyue right now” Paimon said, you nod silently, “well let’s get going I guess…” Traveler says, and so the both of you made the trek to Liyue.

“Let’s go grab a traditional Liyue snack for each of us!” You say looking at the delicious array of snacks in a stall across the street, you walk up and order then pay the vendor, “Paimon remembers something about a rite of descension” Paimon says after devouring her snack, “yeah it’s supposed to happen soon, it’s been a while since I’ve attended one…” you say softly, they both stare at you confused before something clicks, you knew Venti for a long time so it’s only plausible that you have lived for a long long time… “would you two want to attend with me?” You asked gently, “Paimon will!” Paimon responded happily, “sure y/n” Aether said, “feel free to go wander around and ask about the event, I need to go somewhere for a bit” you said getting confused nods from the two, then you teleported to Zhongli which scared him slightly, “y/n it’s lovely to see you-” he says before seeing the look on your face, “Morax…” you whispered glaring at him, he shivered starting to understand what’s happening, “y-y/n I can explain” he said before backing himself into a corner, “I know what you planned to do this year at the rite… all I’m saying is I will Stomp you if you don’t apologise to Xiao a lot after this bullshit!” You say menacingly, he nods profusely, you hum in acknowledgement, “also I’ve came here to watch the chaos with a friend of mine that doesn’t know who you are so don’t approach us until after this stunt okay?” He nods again.

And so you went back to the traveler giggling once in a while, waiting for shit to finally happen…

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I thought I had 10 chapters not nine, but hey it’ll suffice lol

Posting this in one post because I want people to have the parts actually in order :)!

Y/n and the Sully kids

You were five when Neteyam was born, you automatically became the caretaker of him once Neytiri and Jake saw how much Neteyam liked you and how you looked after him, you were young but were always good with him.

When Lo’ak was born nearly the same thing happened but he was more clingy towards you, then Kiri got adopted shortly after and also would cling to you like her little life depended on you.

As all three started growing up around you, they all decided that you were going to be protected by them because of how you looked, you were so innocent looking that you looked way to young as if you were younger than them, this kept happening until even after Tuk was born and up to when they had to leave to go to Tonowari’s clan.

You guys all landed together with a crowd forming around seven of you, you got your tail touched gently by Ronal, “Eep!” You say as you jump slightly like a cat, this caused a reaction from three of the Sully kids, “y/n are you okay?” Neteyam asked looking at you, “are you hurt??” Lo’ak asked frantically pulling you to him slightly, “y/n what happened?” Kiri said lovingly, they all did this at the same time, “Child why are you with them?” Ronal says making you turn to her in shock, “I’m a family friend, I’ve been with them since the oldest was born basically” you state confusing Ronal, before she could ask anything else her Husband reached the group causing her to smile at you and then turn back to herself when she walks to her husband, you then got ushered between Neteyam and Lo’ak making everyone look at you for a while including Tonowari and again Ronal, then when everyone got back to topic you zoned out for abit.

“Y/n they’re leading us to my family’s marui come on” Lo’ak said bringing you out of it, you followed and sometimes got look’s from people in the village, Ronal then came to the marui the sullys and you are now occupying to talk, once inside she sits, “okay child why are you with the Sullys?” She asks nicely, “oh sorry I thought I answered this before-” you say before getting interrupted, “ah funny for you to ask, she’s been a close friend to the family since our oldest Neteyam was born” Jake reply’s confused, “wait she has? She looks so young compared to your oldest and middle kids!” Ronal states baffled, “she was five when Neteyam was born” Neytiri says before continuing to unpack what she could, this confused Ronal even more but she was kind of happy, y/n seemed so innocent to her but also like a good influence for her son, she got up and left but not before smiling and waving at y/n who waved and smiled back, maybe you could be friends with her son, who knows….

I hope you like this little story, there might be a second part if I feel like it :) anyway have a lovely day bye!

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Y/n and the sully kids (pt 2)

It was time for the sully kids to be taught the ways of this clan.

You guys were learning how to ride ilu’s, some had better luck than others, “you’re not doing half bad forest girl” Aonung says to you a smile tugging at his lips, “thank you” you say happy to be getting along with him even slightly, “y/n would you like me to teach you how to breathe properly?” Aonung asks, you nodded smiling softly at him, “that would be lovely thank you Aonung” you say, Aonung looked away as to hide his face that flushed slightly, this earned looks from the sullys and his sister.

Time skip

You were walking by yourself in the village, people waved at you smiling while you passed, this confused you but you smiled and waved back happily, then you were spotted by Ronal, “ah! Y/n there you are!” She states with a small smile, “I wanted to talk to you” she says, you nodded and followed her to her Marui where her husband and kids were, she shoes her kids out so it’s just you, her and Tonowari, “how are you liking it here so far sweetie?” She coo’s, “i-it’s wonderful” you reply, “good good, I wanted to ask you how my son Aonung treats you” she says, “oh- he treats me wonderfully, he’s a great friend to me, but he doesn’t get along with Neteyam, Lo’ak or kiri that well sadly” you say, “I’m glad he treats you well, now you are of age right?” She says much to her husband’s surprise, “Ronal she looks so young though!” Tonowari stated confused, “hush you!” She says shushing him, “ah- yes that is correct! I’m five years older then Neteyam” you state, Tonowari looks dumbfounded at you now making you giggle a bit, “good good, Please consider Aonung as your mate! I would be honoured if you were his mate” she says making Tonowari snap out of it and look at you, then at his wife, then back to you, “wait you want me to mate- with your son??” You reply starting to flush, just then people barge in, one of them picked you up and ran back out, after the shock went away from the ordeal you looked at who was carrying you, it was Neteyam, you blushed even more out of embarrassment, “w-what’s happening? Why did you take me from there??” You asked confused, he stayed silent as he slowed down to a stop, soon his siblings met up with the both of you, “ok y/n is here with us away from them.” Neteyam said getting smiles from Lo’ak and kiri, “what’s going on?” You ask still confused, “well we all caught on that each of us was trying to set you up with someone so you could have a mate, we are not letting you mate with anyone unless we confirm they are good for you” kiri says in response, “wait what!! You decided to play match maker??” You asked starting to giggle, they all nodded in response, you stop giggling and sigh, “thank you three for looking out for me but I’ll be fine” you state getting nods in return, “now I’m going to go back and apologise to Ronal!” You state now leaving after giving them a smile.

You apologised to Ronal and then went about your day without any further hassle.

I hope you enjoyed this part I have no idea if there will be a part three. Have a lovely day bye!!

Oh fuck, so I just started a quest in fontain… Istg the characters are becoming self aware and I’m both happy and fucking terrified!

Also, oh the fic ideas are coming to me lol!