Source: "The Spider" performed by Milena Sidorova
So I’m singing “Diggy Diggy Hole” in the shower because I had it stuck in my head all day. I end up playing with the lyrics to make it female-centric (making the first line “Daughters of the mine, rejoice” and changing “brothers” to “sisters”) because I’m imagining myself as a soprano opera singer with a female choir/metal band in the background. Now I’m suddenly homesick for some made up Erebor-like realm where me and the dwarrowdams (and elf maidens if they want to join- we don’t discriminate!) are digging holes, forging elaborate tools, weapons, and trinkets, cutting gems, cultivating rock formations (because we’d totally have a version of the Glittering Caves), toasting to our glorious Queen Under the Mountain, and feasting to our heart’s content without judgement far below any outside threats. 🥲
(meme found on Pinterest btw)
We need to collectively girlify Thor. We need him to be a bunny girl. He should be hopping around.
This kitty is totally the cat character from one of my WIPs… when he’s finally behaving.
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Hi! I just discovered this blog, and I love it! The banter is hilarious.
What does Loki have to say about Thor riding on a rocket to save the day à la the vintage Thor comic "Chaos at Canaveral"?
What I'm referencing lol: Thor (1966) #317 | Comic Issues | Marvel
//Thank you! I think it’s fun
Loki: What in the nine realms are you doing there anyways??
Thor: …saving the day
Loki: You look stupid.
Thor: No I don’t. You look stupid.
Loki: I’m not even in that picture? And I’m smarter than you.
Thor: That’s not true.
Loki: It entirely is, but okay.
Not a real fan of flapper fashion, but at least I had an excuse to go wild with shiny stuff!😅
Nothing to see here, just a pair of fanfic writers who like random stuff.
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