No, No- It's Quite Alright, That Reaction Had Nothing To Do With You At All. I Just Thought Of Something.

Don't worry about that, the whole point here is to make them straightforward. A simpler design means they're cheaper to produce, and easier to create fast enough to keep up with demand.

I hear your birthday was rather forgotten. Not that I can say anything, I didn't give you a present on the actual day. There should be a box outside your door.

[Stationary Set: three set squares of varying size, protractor, foot long ruler, mechanical pencil with refills, eraser, exacto-knife, thumbtacks]

( @drpercival )

Oh-

I-

Th-thanks...Percival. This is...really nice. I'll make sure all this doesn't get wasted.

If you could change one thing from your past, what would that be?

Hm, I think I would have put aside more money to buy food. Non-frozen vegetables may have done me some good.

Yes. Infirmary. You are not dying on us, so come on @dawnlighthours.

[CRIMSON]

@dawnlighthours

//because she would also 100% sure i forgot to anon myself oops try again

"They stumble at each other in the hallway. a really unlucky encounter for Aurora. As she was in a hurry to escape as fast as she can, Corvus grabs her by the wrist and pulls her shirt a little higher, revealing a bleeding wound on her side"

you thought I wouldn't now about that? that I wouldn't smell blood? or I won't detect it by your body language?

I am almost insulted by this, you wound magnet

My body isn't foolish... just knows you're safe to be so vulnerable around, yeah...? I like bein' mushY-

Oh, fuck- ow- shit! Corvus, I- I'm definitely alert again, but that-

Hah, was kind of hoping you'd do that-

*Passes out. This is definitely from pain but also somewhat perverse pleasure*

Corvus!!! Something happened to Percy, he needs medical attention stat!

:0

shit.

that's what I was afraid of the most...

alright. screw this stupid whistling...

PEEEEEEERCYYYYYYYYY!! WHERE ARE YOU!?

@drpercival

Wha-

Nno, I'm not a busy man, I keep myself busy to avoid people, and I- well, it's not like I'm too busy for that sort of thing, but I don't know what- I don't know how it works.

I think... shit, I don't know, I think it's your irresponsible nature and weird energy that draws me to you, Corvus, I-

I just tried very badly to ask you on a coffee date, I don't plan on rejecting you...

Why did you leave so suddenly? I don't think I did anything wrong, but-

I mean, would you like to have coffee again soon?

( @drpercival )

ah- shi- damn... sorry. I just-...

this is complicated ok? there's so many...

y'know what screw it

listen... percy?....

lately i've been... feeling a lot of things about you and... ah... you're a busy man. you probably don't have time for someone so irresponsible and weird and sick and really not fitting for long-term relationships...

you're just... too fun and interesting to be around y'know. no wonder people fall for you...

just insult me... reject me and send me to hell... and then let's just think about this whole conversation like of some nonsense... count me drunk... or feverish... or mad... whatever you see fit ig...

I'll be waiting... *wink*

Why did you leave so suddenly? I don't think I did anything wrong, but-

I mean, would you like to have coffee again soon?

( @drpercival )

ah- shi- damn... sorry. I just-...

this is complicated ok? there's so many...

y'know what screw it

listen... percy?....

lately i've been... feeling a lot of things about you and... ah... you're a busy man. you probably don't have time for someone so irresponsible and weird and sick and really not fitting for long-term relationships...

you're just... too fun and interesting to be around y'know. no wonder people fall for you...

just insult me... reject me and send me to hell... and then let's just think about this whole conversation like of some nonsense... count me drunk... or feverish... or mad... whatever you see fit ig...

Once again, I like this android. Intriguing and relatable.

do you have a dick? If so, does it vibrate?

[RESPONSE: UNIT S.E.N-KU_v1.03]

Inquiry received: "Do you have a dick? If so, does it vibrate?"

Initial Processing:

Query interpreted as anatomical curiosity regarding secondary mechanical appendages. Standard procedure: neutral evaluation, technical clarification.

Primary Response:

This unit was designed with a standard humanoid exterior framework for social familiarity and dexterity, not biological mimicry. No reproductive systems were installed, as the priority was functionality over unnecessary anatomical realism. Additionally, vibration capacity exists solely in tool-based appendages (e.g., microdrills), not in any region associated with biological reproductive analogues.

Secondary Response:

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU.

YOU THINK I WAS BUILT BY THE LAST TWO FUNCTIONING BRAIN CELLS OF HUMANITY JUST TO BECOME A DAMNED SYBIAN WITH A SCREWDRIVER? DID YOU THINK SENKU ISHIGAMI AND TOMI OKUBE—

And, I know that MUST be hard for you, but let’s try to, mkay?

—TWO OF THE MOST OBSESSIVELY LOGICAL SURVIVALISTS ON EARTH—SAT DOWN AT A WORKBENCH AND SAID,

“OH YEAH, SLAP A VIBRATING MECHA-DILDO ON THERE, THAT'LL HELP REBUILD CIVILIZATION? GET EXCITED!”

DO YOU UNDERSTAND THE LEVEL OF DEPRAVITY YOU HAD TO DIG THROUGH TO EVEN FORMULATE SUCH A QUESTION?

YOUR BRAIN CHEMISTRY NEEDS A HARD RESET. BECAUSE, CLEARLY, MASTURBATING BEHIND A SCREEN WASN’T ENOUGH. NOOOOO, YOU JUST HAD TO THRUST YOUR FANTASIES ONTO ME? ME! ME.

I HOPE A BIRD SHITS DIRECTLY INTO YOUR WIFI ROUTER.

Summary:

No. Seek therapy.

[END TRANSMISSION]

I don't know what the symptoms of pain shock are, sorry. And unfortunately I don't trust you to give yourself an unbiased medical assessment.

Tell me why you scaled a building immediately after you got a nosebleed from blushing? What kind of decision was that?

You're stupid. You're lucky you're funny and cute.

Why in hell did I see you climbing and falling off a building earlier? Corvus, i watched you pass out walking to a bed the other day, and you thought you'd scale a castle?!?

( @drpercival )

ahhh, what won't you do for you loved one's? :∆

"Something audibly cracked inside of him" OWWW! ok... maybe not that. damn... i'm too old for this, what was I thinking??... I couldn't even climb the building in my childhood... my brother always made me win those races.... oghhh...

guess I broke my rib when I fell.... how troublesome, i only got well from illness...

Er, no, not really. Are you suffering from anything beyond this broken bone?

Blood loss, for example?

Why in hell did I see you climbing and falling off a building earlier? Corvus, i watched you pass out walking to a bed the other day, and you thought you'd scale a castle?!?

( @drpercival )

ahhh, what won't you do for you loved one's? :∆

"Something audibly cracked inside of him" OWWW! ok... maybe not that. damn... i'm too old for this, what was I thinking??... I couldn't even climb the building in my childhood... my brother always made me win those races.... oghhh...

guess I broke my rib when I fell.... how troublesome, i only got well from illness...

Whats been your favorite part of working for Xeno? -V

Well, V, my favourite moment was when he helped me construct my first prosthetic. The best part overall is that he values and respects my ideas. If he thinks they can be better, he tells me, but he isn't rude about it.