I Couldn't Get McCoy's Words From "Requiem For Methuselah" Out Of My Head And So I Put Spirk Moments

pokemon lol shit post fuck pokémon cards shitty post middle names Theres a little history lesson in the tags btw that being said i tricked someone into switching middle names with me like the trickster fae that i am so now its Michael thats what i've been telling everyone anyways give me your middle name my friend was like 'I've got two! :D' and i was like 'give me one.' and she did! it surprisingly easy ive got to throw the fairies off their rythm literally like telling people your middle name completely defeats the point they exist as a secret inbetween name to protect you against the name spells that fairies would preform cant have the power of a full name if theres a secret name in the middle its handy but now a days these youngins are tellin people their middle names as if its any old name its supposed to be secret you dumb fucks! i just told you my new middle name tho so whose the dumb fuck now what makes something your name for faries? what are the rules? well anyways a middle name of any other words would be just as shit i dont like my middle name lol shitty OP im literally stealing names

star trek Spock star trek tos spock spockulus my beloved mr. spockulus...

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i’m very confused adventure films those pressurized dart dispensers this literally makes no sense character A: we have to get through this room!  but oh no!  there are dart shooter things on the walls! character B: fear not *starts to lay down on the ground* character A: dude now is not the time for a nap character B: *just starts fuckin rolling through the hallway while the darts fly above them* character A: :O

im sorry shit post demons exercise fucking supernatural welcome to bad jokes Every Day the blog jk sometimes they're terrible :) i'm already lying to you i mispelled demon again but i keep spelling it deamon probably because i saw the word 'deanmon' too many times that word looks WRONG im a shit poster at heart cry into your keyboard to support me :)

lgbtqia aromantic aromantic awareness week sister: do you have a crush on so and so? me: how could i??? ive known them my whole life do you even know how crushes work??? this most likely came from books because the newly introduced character always got a crush meanwhile i was like 'i know these people too well and they're all GROSS so i can't like them like that' aro awareness week 2022

lgbtq im sorry star wars clone wars ahsoka tano star wars rebels lesbians you know what? star wars the clone wars rebels I’m not eat my ass ahsoka is a LESBIAN idk what to tell you i just cant see her as a hetero ahsoka is a lesbian now gays in space

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