Apparently I Forgot To Verify My Email. I Am Now Afraid.

I mentioned Tumblr to a friend and he didn't know what it is. Is nature healing or have the old gods abandoned us? Find out next time on Lost.

Love having my joints pop and crack every time I move so people stare at me like some sort of animism-realized marimba.

Like, look Dennis, I can't help it if I have to ruthlessly, constantly battle my skeleton for dominance. It's been in there for thousands of years, I can't help if it is feeling a little claustrophobic.

I've had this account in the back of my phone for years so I'm interested in seeing how Tumbler's etiquette system works haha

So I found the part of Tumblr where people absolutely ravage you mind and body with nothing but words on a screen and I may be emotionally stunted but even I know what holding back tears is like

Has this been my profile background for a long time now? Yes. Did I ever actually post it? (Now,) also yes. I made this a couple of years ago and had a witty name for it originally but can no longer recall it. So! For now it is "Rhapsodeteriorate".

Every time I go to do a silly little shitpost I stop and go hmm. Will this expose my inner psyche? Then I simply do not hit post(tm).

I would kiss someone on the mouth if they designed a monster just to analyze how it would interact with its environment

Maybe not quite as unsettling/unknown a fact, but everyone gets ship of Theseus'd every (roughly) seven-to-ten years.

hello tiny friends i keep in my pocket. tell me something I will find humorous but vaguely annoying

Every day I wake up and have to live with the fact that I will never be able to go anywhere without being questioned on the nature of my existence and I'm Sick Of It