Has This Been My Profile Background For A Long Time Now? Yes. Did I Ever Actually Post It? (Now,) Also

I mentioned Tumblr to a friend and he didn't know what it is. Is nature healing or have the old gods abandoned us? Find out next time on Lost.

I have 250+ bones and they are all unhappy with me

amateur detective who solves crimes out of curiosity and then just. doesn't bother to tell anyone the identity of the perpetrator

Love having my joints pop and crack every time I move so people stare at me like some sort of animism-realized marimba.

Like, look Dennis, I can't help it if I have to ruthlessly, constantly battle my skeleton for dominance. It's been in there for thousands of years, I can't help if it is feeling a little claustrophobic.

I would kiss someone on the mouth if they designed a monster just to analyze how it would interact with its environment

Bring it on.

You see: with the ability to have two weapons in monster hunter wilds, it will allow me to take 2 hunting horns for the perfect bard showdown. Become the alpha bard if you will.

Every time I go to do a silly little shitpost I stop and go hmm. Will this expose my inner psyche? Then I simply do not hit post(tm).

Good to know that I've reached my target audience

Has this been my profile background for a long time now? Yes. Did I ever actually post it? (Now,) also yes. I made this a couple of years ago and had a witty name for it originally but can no longer recall it. So! For now it is "Rhapsodeteriorate".

Maybe... Somewhere, some way...

I'm living in someone's head, rent-free.