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dystopianferret

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19 ...... I don't know man, I just work here. I also function as an editor. Feel free to ask me to proofread stuff.

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dystopianferret
5 days ago
Good To Know That I've Reached My Target Audience

Good to know that I've reached my target audience

Has This Been My Profile Background For A Long Time Now? Yes. Did I Ever Actually Post It? (Now,) Also

Has this been my profile background for a long time now? Yes. Did I ever actually post it? (Now,) also yes. I made this a couple of years ago and had a witty name for it originally but can no longer recall it. So! For now it is "Rhapsodeteriorate".

dystopianferret
1 week ago

From Someone who works with medical records -

RFK Jr. is stating he will make a list of everyone diagnosed with autism to research the cause. This is bad for obvious reasons.

But there are only 1 to 3 LEGAL ways to get medical records, especially ones of a mental health kind.

1.DO NOT SIGN ANYTHING FROM YOUR DOCTOR ALLOWING THE RELEASE OF MEDICAL RECORDS TO 3RD PARTIES FOR RESEARCH.

This will be in the form of a HIPAA release that you yourself must sign to give consent.

2. DO NOT SIGN A BLANKET RELEASE OF INFORMATION FROM YOUR INSURANCE.

This won't have any specified information to release to them or for them to release to someone else. If you have to have records for the insurance company, make sure they have the specific dates, locations, and if applicable, body part they are needing records for.

3. UNLESS A LOCAL JUDGE FOR YOUR STATE SIGNS A SUBPOENA OR COURT ORDER, YOU MUST SIGN A RELEASE FORM.

The only way around your consent is if RFK Jr. goes through the legal system and that is a HASSEL.

HIPAA is very strict and keeps us safe from malpractice and legal nonsense like this. I know the majority of people on here are not the targets of the 'autism must be cured' crusades, the people who have the highest support needs are the ones he's mainly after, but if you have family or friends that are severely disabled, this is how you help keep them safe.

Pass this around and stay informed. The Man Who Swallows Demons as He Speaks is not to be trusted.

dystopianferret
2 weeks ago

Category Three Autism Event incoming (Ghost concert). No I will not shut up about it and yes I'm going to be mildly insufferable. I will steadily increase my rate of vibration until I am phasing out of my skin up to the start of the concert, at which point I will pop out of existence with a burst of confetti. Thank you for your time.

GHOST ASKS

Culpa - When did you first discover Ghost?

Spirit - What’s your favorite Ghost song?

Pinnacle - What’s your favorite Ghost album?

Hammer - If you could resurrect one Papa, who would you pick?

Zero - Have you been to one of their concerts?

Cirice - Have you written/read or have stumbled upon Ghost fanfiction?

Rats - Copia or Papa III?

Mummy - Have you ever attempted to cosplay someone from Ghost (or are planning to)?

Ghuleh - What’s your least favorite Ghost album?

Ritual - Do you own any merch?

Secular - What’s your favorite Ghost MV?

Elizabeth - Do you have a Ghost blog, or do you post things related to Ghost?

Monstrance - Would you consider yourself a Ghost “superfan”?

Majesty - Do you have a favorite ghoul?

Satan - Do you believe Ghost is satanic?

Genesis - Would you kill Copia if it meant you could bring back all of the Papas?

Crucified - What was the song that introduced you to Ghost?

Macabre - Do you enjoy the interviews and the lore, or do you like sticking to just the music?

dystopianferret
2 weeks ago
Hi Hello Terzo Lovers Community Are We Losing Our Minds. I'm Going To Try Painting Him; Wish Me Luck.
Hi Hello Terzo Lovers Community Are We Losing Our Minds. I'm Going To Try Painting Him; Wish Me Luck.
Hi Hello Terzo Lovers Community Are We Losing Our Minds. I'm Going To Try Painting Him; Wish Me Luck.

Hi hello Terzo lovers community are we losing our minds. I'm going to try painting him; wish me luck. Feel free to comment on the outfit because I was trying my hand at designing something and it went from say yes to the dress to say yes to the SLUT.


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dystopianferret
3 weeks ago

amateur detective who solves crimes out of curiosity and then just. doesn't bother to tell anyone the identity of the perpetrator


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dystopianferret
3 weeks ago

So, I candied some orange peel today. Naturally, as a consequence due to the law of equivalent exchange, I have created a metric fuckton of orange simple syrup, and. . . this shit tastes exactly like fruitloops??? Why????

I need a hero right now (science side of tumblr)


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dystopianferret
1 month ago
Has This Been My Profile Background For A Long Time Now? Yes. Did I Ever Actually Post It? (Now,) Also

Has this been my profile background for a long time now? Yes. Did I ever actually post it? (Now,) also yes. I made this a couple of years ago and had a witty name for it originally but can no longer recall it. So! For now it is "Rhapsodeteriorate".


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dystopianferret
1 month ago

Every time I go to do a silly little shitpost I stop and go hmm. Will this expose my inner psyche? Then I simply do not hit post(tm).


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dystopianferret
2 months ago

15 whole people??? Where the fuck did you all come from

. . . Also, I've been rewatching the 'Satanized' music video --- based on the bit towards the end where the monk begins to rotate vertically and it transitions to Papa V. . . Are. . . Are they the same guy? Is. . .

. . .Is Papa V canonically rocking a monk haircut under his mitre?????

Ghost just teased the crap out of us. Put up the billboard and laughed when the video dropped. The Ghouls and Ghulehs are cackling. Papa V must be very SHY and DEMURE remove your hands sir I beg of you


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dystopianferret
2 months ago
dystopianferret
2 months ago

Ghost just teased the crap out of us. Put up the billboard and laughed when the video dropped. The Ghouls and Ghulehs are cackling. Papa V must be very SHY and DEMURE remove your hands sir I beg of you


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dystopianferret
3 months ago

Maybe not quite as unsettling/unknown a fact, but everyone gets ship of Theseus'd every (roughly) seven-to-ten years.

hello tiny friends i keep in my pocket. tell me something I will find humorous but vaguely annoying


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dystopianferret
3 months ago

Bring it on.

You see: with the ability to have two weapons in monster hunter wilds, it will allow me to take 2 hunting horns for the perfect bard showdown. Become the alpha bard if you will.


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dystopianferret
3 months ago

I mentioned Tumblr to a friend and he didn't know what it is. Is nature healing or have the old gods abandoned us? Find out next time on Lost.

dystopianferret
10 months ago

today's vetted fundraisers. please please continue to share and donate in whatever capacities you're able. these families just want to live.

june 25th:

Hani Al-Sharif, his wife, and their five young children ($967/$50,000) - @haniibrahimsh, verified by @/nabulsi

Samer Abu Ras, his wife Shurooq, and their three young children (kr41,032 SEK/kr450,000 SEK) - @sameraburass, verified by @/ibtisams

Siraj Abudayeh, his wife, and their three children ($50 CAD/$82,000 CAD) - @siiraj2024, #219 on @/el-shab-hussein and @/nabulsi's spreadsheet

Mohammed Alanqer, his wife Enas Majed, and their four young children, one a newborn under a month old (€20,360/€38,000) - @mohammedalanqer, verified by @/nabulsi

Basel Ayyad and his family of eight, including his daughter who needs vital treatment to preserve her eyesight (CHF955/CHF60,000) - @basel-1995, verified by @/sayruq

Dalia Mohisen, her three siblings, their parents, and several extended family members (€7,081/€35,000) - @daliamohisen, verified by @/90-ghost

14-year-old Malk Al Zaeem, her siblings, their parents, and their sick grandfather ($16,191 CAD/$50,000 CAD) - @malkzaeem, verified by @/nabulsi

Mahmoud Ziad, his brothers, and their parents (both of whom need medical treatment) ($11,963/$30,000) - @mahmoud-ziad99, verified by @/ibtisams

Mohammed Haboub and his family of four (kr7,860 SEK/kr300,000 SEK) - @mohammedhaboub, verified by @/90-ghost

Nader Shoshaa and family (€6,023/€120,000) - @nadergaza, verified by @/nabulsi

Momen Alostaz's family of ten, including a one-year-old, a newborn, and Momen's chronically ill parents (€12,099/€70,000) - @mo98h, @82188974, verified by @/palipunk

Mahmoud Khalaf's family of eight (€7,597/€30,000) - @mahmoudkhalaff, verified by @/fallahifag

Hasan Saied and his wife Lena ($12,262 CAD/$20,000 CAD) - @hasanandlena, verified by the coat of arms filmmaking group

every link on here is an opportunity to give life and hope. don't turn away. your help is urgently needed, whatever form it takes


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dystopianferret
1 year ago

Peppermint? Enemies to lovers. Wintergreen? Friend to lovers. Spearmint? Strangers to lovers. Cinnamon? Evil AU. Marzipan? Library AU. Strawberry? Ninjas. Chocolate? Found family.


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dystopianferret
2 years ago

I know not what Miette looks like but only that this mysterious cat has had such a profound impact on my life

dystopianferret
2 years ago

Every day I wake up and have to live with the fact that I will never be able to go anywhere without being questioned on the nature of my existence and I'm Sick Of It


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dystopianferret
2 years ago

People always talk about busting kneecaps but never busting where eeby deebie with the horse plinko was on September seventh, two-thousand and thirteen.

dystopianferret
2 years ago

Me, staring at TikTok, who is under an interrogation light: "What have you done..?"

*Glances back at Tumblr live* "WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!"


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dystopianferret
2 years ago

I have 250+ bones and they are all unhappy with me


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dystopianferret
2 years ago
I Had A Horrifying Realization The Other Day...
I Had A Horrifying Realization The Other Day...
I Had A Horrifying Realization The Other Day...
I Had A Horrifying Realization The Other Day...
I Had A Horrifying Realization The Other Day...
I Had A Horrifying Realization The Other Day...
I Had A Horrifying Realization The Other Day...
I Had A Horrifying Realization The Other Day...

I had a horrifying realization the other day...

Everyone, meet Hatsune TemMiku, the underground's less-known star.


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dystopianferret
2 years ago

Love having my joints pop and crack every time I move so people stare at me like some sort of animism-realized marimba.

Like, look Dennis, I can't help it if I have to ruthlessly, constantly battle my skeleton for dominance. It's been in there for thousands of years, I can't help if it is feeling a little claustrophobic.

dystopianferret
2 years ago

Hear me out: a stereotypical zombie movie, but instead of having a ragtag band of teens or slightly unhinged adults, it's five different doctors and just this one guy™. There's a veterinarian, a dentist, an entomologist (who has a doctorate and thus insists upon being referred to as a doctor, thank you very much), a retired nutritionist, and two plastic surgeons (one of them got their license revoked for medical malpractice but both of them always insist that it's the other doctor; all of the other doctors are slightly unnerved by them), and finally you just have this one guy who is the physical personification of the name "Steve". He is incredibly strong for no reason other than that he was a stripper before the apocalypse hit. Thank you for coming to my TED talk-


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dystopianferret
2 years ago

This week's Biological hot take:

The platypus is a remenant of a previous nuclear fallout.


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dystopianferret
2 years ago

Me, staring at the exhaustion-induced hallucination in the corner of my room: bleas go away I'm trng t resst.

Creature: Hören Sie zu und lernen Sie, verpassen Sie nicht die ChanceHier sind wir mit dem Karamelltanz


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dystopianferret
2 years ago
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dystopianferret
2 years ago

I have successfully infiltrated the Tumblr etiquette system.


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