I Have 250+ Bones And They Are All Unhappy With Me

15 whole people??? Where the fuck did you all come from

. . . Also, I've been rewatching the 'Satanized' music video --- based on the bit towards the end where the monk begins to rotate vertically and it transitions to Papa V. . . Are. . . Are they the same guy? Is. . .

. . .Is Papa V canonically rocking a monk haircut under his mitre?????

Ghost just teased the crap out of us. Put up the billboard and laughed when the video dropped. The Ghouls and Ghulehs are cackling. Papa V must be very SHY and DEMURE remove your hands sir I beg of you

Hear me out: a stereotypical zombie movie, but instead of having a ragtag band of teens or slightly unhinged adults, it's five different doctors and just this one guy™. There's a veterinarian, a dentist, an entomologist (who has a doctorate and thus insists upon being referred to as a doctor, thank you very much), a retired nutritionist, and two plastic surgeons (one of them got their license revoked for medical malpractice but both of them always insist that it's the other doctor; all of the other doctors are slightly unnerved by them), and finally you just have this one guy who is the physical personification of the name "Steve". He is incredibly strong for no reason other than that he was a stripper before the apocalypse hit. Thank you for coming to my TED talk-

So, I candied some orange peel today. Naturally, as a consequence due to the law of equivalent exchange, I have created a metric fuckton of orange simple syrup, and. . . this shit tastes exactly like fruitloops??? Why????

I need a hero right now (science side of tumblr)

Maybe not quite as unsettling/unknown a fact, but everyone gets ship of Theseus'd every (roughly) seven-to-ten years.

hello tiny friends i keep in my pocket. tell me something I will find humorous but vaguely annoying

Maybe... Somewhere, some way...

I'm living in someone's head, rent-free.

Love having my joints pop and crack every time I move so people stare at me like some sort of animism-realized marimba.

Like, look Dennis, I can't help it if I have to ruthlessly, constantly battle my skeleton for dominance. It's been in there for thousands of years, I can't help if it is feeling a little claustrophobic.

amateur detective who solves crimes out of curiosity and then just. doesn't bother to tell anyone the identity of the perpetrator

I know not what Miette looks like but only that this mysterious cat has had such a profound impact on my life

People always talk about busting kneecaps but never busting where eeby deebie with the horse plinko was on September seventh, two-thousand and thirteen.

So I found the part of Tumblr where people absolutely ravage you mind and body with nothing but words on a screen and I may be emotionally stunted but even I know what holding back tears is like