I Know Not What Miette Looks Like But Only That This Mysterious Cat Has Had Such A Profound Impact On

I have successfully infiltrated the Tumblr etiquette system.

today's vetted fundraisers. please please continue to share and donate in whatever capacities you're able. these families just want to live.

june 25th:

Hani Al-Sharif, his wife, and their five young children ($967/$50,000) - @haniibrahimsh, verified by @/nabulsi

Samer Abu Ras, his wife Shurooq, and their three young children (kr41,032 SEK/kr450,000 SEK) - @sameraburass, verified by @/ibtisams

Siraj Abudayeh, his wife, and their three children ($50 CAD/$82,000 CAD) - @siiraj2024, #219 on @/el-shab-hussein and @/nabulsi's spreadsheet

Mohammed Alanqer, his wife Enas Majed, and their four young children, one a newborn under a month old (€20,360/€38,000) - @mohammedalanqer, verified by @/nabulsi

Basel Ayyad and his family of eight, including his daughter who needs vital treatment to preserve her eyesight (CHF955/CHF60,000) - @basel-1995, verified by @/sayruq

Dalia Mohisen, her three siblings, their parents, and several extended family members (€7,081/€35,000) - @daliamohisen, verified by @/90-ghost

14-year-old Malk Al Zaeem, her siblings, their parents, and their sick grandfather ($16,191 CAD/$50,000 CAD) - @malkzaeem, verified by @/nabulsi

Mahmoud Ziad, his brothers, and their parents (both of whom need medical treatment) ($11,963/$30,000) - @mahmoud-ziad99, verified by @/ibtisams

Mohammed Haboub and his family of four (kr7,860 SEK/kr300,000 SEK) - @mohammedhaboub, verified by @/90-ghost

Nader Shoshaa and family (€6,023/€120,000) - @nadergaza, verified by @/nabulsi

Momen Alostaz's family of ten, including a one-year-old, a newborn, and Momen's chronically ill parents (€12,099/€70,000) - @mo98h, @82188974, verified by @/palipunk

Mahmoud Khalaf's family of eight (€7,597/€30,000) - @mahmoudkhalaff, verified by @/fallahifag

Hasan Saied and his wife Lena ($12,262 CAD/$20,000 CAD) - @hasanandlena, verified by the coat of arms filmmaking group

every link on here is an opportunity to give life and hope. don't turn away. your help is urgently needed, whatever form it takes

Do you think that any politician had a Tumblr before they agreed to become one with the monopoly man and someone found it

"Hey, Mr. Politician, didn't you post about fanfic sex back in 2014 under the Moniker 'YourWaifusuc-"

*Muffled gunshots*

Love having my joints pop and crack every time I move so people stare at me like some sort of animism-realized marimba.

Like, look Dennis, I can't help it if I have to ruthlessly, constantly battle my skeleton for dominance. It's been in there for thousands of years, I can't help if it is feeling a little claustrophobic.

I mentioned Tumblr to a friend and he didn't know what it is. Is nature healing or have the old gods abandoned us? Find out next time on Lost.

I had a horrifying realization the other day...

Everyone, meet Hatsune TemMiku, the underground's less-known star.

I have 250+ bones and they are all unhappy with me

The "Did you know? Rome Colosseum carved into teeth" factoid is funny and currently living in my head rent free

This week's Biological hot take:

The platypus is a remenant of a previous nuclear fallout.

Apparently I forgot to verify my email. I am now afraid.