Merry Christmas Yall

i can't keep living like this!!! [does not change a single aspect of my life]

lucius: are you a big spoon or a little spoon?

ed: i’m a knife 🔪

stede, from across the ship: he’s a little spoon

we are literally all going to be ok 🥰. unless we won’t be 🧐. but we will 😋.

Captains went camping

Full on my Patrеоn

Blackbonnet + Stede conveniently being at crotch level

jesus fucking christ im not strong enough to deal with this. this is his hottest look and im dying on that hill from sexual frustration

I want Guillermo to hunt down and brutally murder Nandor. I want Guillermo to ignore him forever, he’s not even worth mentioning and for that to slowly drive Nador insane. BEGGING on his knees for even a glance in his direction. I want Nandor to realize how in love he is and how fucked he made the situation and to slowly dissolve with the guilt and pressure of trying to fix what he can’t. I want them to have gay sex on screen