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She could smell trouble…
you seem stressed. have you considered indulging in the earthly pleasures of the flesh?
I wake up. A thought enters my mind: gay sex. I experience another thought: I am in excruciating pain
I fucking love repetitive lines that change meaning over a piece of writing yes slay
Reblog if you didn’t write My Immortal
We’re going to find the author by process of elimination.
all video games should be dressup games. if you can't put your guy in a little outfit what's the point
Angry, stabby man fanart <3
A convoluted penis enlargement negotiation with a djinn can be sooooo romantic actually
I want Guillermo to hunt down and brutally murder Nandor. I want Guillermo to ignore him forever, he’s not even worth mentioning and for that to slowly drive Nador insane. BEGGING on his knees for even a glance in his direction. I want Nandor to realize how in love he is and how fucked he made the situation and to slowly dissolve with the guilt and pressure of trying to fix what he can’t. I want them to have gay sex on screen
New Nandermo fic! Two: lots of blood, sexual mentions, major character death, changing into a vampire. Full story on AO3
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Guillermo was dancing with another man. His face, his body, none of it registered in Guillermo's mind, but he could feel the solidness of the other man pressed against his chest, his arm around strong shoulders.
Oh but he could feel the eyes. Feel the eyes boring into the back of his skull and he could feel the emotion in waves, feel a delicious tingle in his spine.
He knew just who was watching.
The man leaned in to press a dangerous kiss to Guillermo's neck. There was a hint of fangs in the kiss, the idea driving a shiver through the human.
"You're a brave one, a human in a vampire nightclub." The unfamiliar voice rumbled. "What if I bit you right now? Right here in the middle of this club?"
"Do it, that's what I'm waiting for." Guillermo said and before the man could respond, he was ripped from Guillermo's arms and thrown across the room.
the very thesis of stede bonnet (twitter) [ID in ALT]
(images by obmangalagan on pinterest)
I don't need to caption this. Make of it what you will...
Edward "Hearteyes" Teach
i love you trans girls who don’t pass i love you trans girls who are stealth i love you trans girls who don’t try to pass or don’t want to pass. i love you trans girls who don’t want any sort of medical transition i love you trans girls who have more surgeries than they have fingers. i love you trans girls who can clearly define and explain their own womanhood i love you trans girls who couldn’t put it into words if they tried. i love you trans girls for existing. i love you trans girls, wholly and entirely
jesus fucking christ im not strong enough to deal with this. this is his hottest look and im dying on that hill from sexual frustration
Our Flag Means Death 1.04
You know how hard it is to find someone doing something original out here? It’s impossible, man. And here you come with your library, and your fancy quarters, and your secret little closet full of, full of frilly shirts and, and summer linens. Look it. There’s two chandeliers. That’s overkill.
Blackbonnet + Stede conveniently being at crotch level
is it just me or does it look like he's wearing the cut up shirt underneath the regular one??
ok blackbonnet au where newly divorced stede moves into a divorced guy apartment complex and he’s super helpless bc he’s never lived by himself and he’s soooooo stupid ❤️ and he meets lucius who takes pity on this sweet dumb idiot and takes stede clubbing so stede can have some fun ! let off some steam and grind on strangers !!
and stede is wary but ppl do have fun rave outfits and fun drinks and then he sees ed dancing on the bar full coyote ugly style taking shots and stede’s thirst is Activated so lucius pushes him to the bar and ed feeds stede a shot ;-;
and he dances with ed all night long and ed tries so hard to take him home but stede is a Gentlemen thank u and asks ed on a proper date
The literal kicker at the end is when Blackbeard moves his leather-booted foot to touch Stede’s. Waititi came up with the now-beloved moment, Jenkins says. “I knew I wanted that song, I knew which beats I wanted where. But that little improvised foot touch is like a release valve or something that helps that already fantastic sequence work. It punctuates it in such a good way. It’s so sweet.” | Los Angeles Times
The Birth of Stede Bonnet, inspired by Sandro Botticelli & @deadofxnight
He really just went ahead and fell in love on first sight with Stede looking his absolute half-dead-rat worst, huh?
Stede Bonnet would listen to ambient noises of the ocean while living on the ocean