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It’s insane to me that Dragon Age 2 is sandwiched in between two WAY HUGER and WAY MORE SUCCESSFUL games about more traditional fantasy protagonists facing off against world ending threats and winning and it’s this…weird, raw, personal tragedy about how no matter what you do, you can’t always stop crisis and disaster from occurring. Like The Hero or Ferelden, no matter who they were, wants to stop a Blight. The Inquisitor wants to repair the sky. And Hawke, like, wants to make some money, hang around their friends, and keep their family and their adoptive city safe. And they can’t even fucking do that, so unlike the heroes before and after them. You spend seven years in Kirkwall until the game says, “yeah, no matter what, the prejudices and traumas and hurts of this world are Too Much for one person to stop them. The world changes, wars roll over the land, you cannot stop history, Hawke. You tried. You failed.” And then you just sit there, sixteen years old, listening to “I’m Not Calling You A Liar” and you’re like….well, I guess I really wasn’t a hero. Damn. I love it.

oh isabela. they could never make me give you to the arishok.

its easy to suggest otherwise but i like to imagine that neve has a perry the platypus situation where people dont recognize her without her little hat

i might've gone a little overboard with these but take em

the elvish writing in DA4 is translatable!!!!!!

English, Elvhen, Tevene, Anderfels, Antivan, and Nevarran alphabets!!!

someone needs to make a font asap

saw this meme goin around the bird app and immediately thought of these two

I don't even know what to say.

My brain connected Shepard and Garrus to that one post and I was simply possessed to draw it.

The intro to Garrus in Mass Effect 2 is so slutty

funniest reply to being asked why you made someone fight their boss to the death thirty seconds ago

we slidin’.

I love all books but sometimes you read a book and you’re like so were all 21 thousand of you blindfolded and at gun point when you rated it 5 stars

www. autism . com

kitty car 🐱

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Question: What is the greatest magic of all? Answer: Friendship, right? [B]: The greatest magic of all is not friendship, it's chronomancy, the ability to control and warp time. If friendship were the greatest magic, look, it's a pet peeve of mine (...)

DUNGEON MASTER BRENNAN LEE MULLIGAN ANSWERS DnD QUESTIONS (TECH SUPPORT | WIRED)

People loooove complex characters until they’re women

you know what actually, let this be its own post

Flemeth's glowup will still always be so fucking funny to me like. Waiting for my cringefail daughter to leave with the virgin wardens so i can serve up cunt

“Humanity needs a hero. And Shepard’s the best we’ve got.”

Shepard:

even more mass effect textposts (4/?)

adulthood is just a constant struggle of, “man, i want cookies for breakfast, but I also recognize this is a bad nutritional decision.  On the other hand, the only one who can stop me is me.  i know that fucker’s weaknesses.  i could totally take me in a fight.”

Coming out of a flare always feels like a setup

how the absolute FUCK am i supposed to live long and prosper in these conditions

The amount of random glitter in TOS is not adequately honoured by subsequent Star Trek media and this greatly saddens me.

Why does a medical bandage require glitter? Because space is camp.

You won’t see this every day but making sure the system cannot proceed unless women have a seat at the table is the best possibly thing you can do in a place of privilege.