It's Just A Normal Cookie. With Chocolate Chippies

Confession time is that this was me. I can't read

FUCK I DID NOT SEE THE NO SUBMISSIONS I AM SO SORRY

Not a problem! I'll pretend I saw nothing :)

'Fake Mort fan' this, 'fake Mort fan' that.

Have you ever considered that it is 2am and I just finished a piece of work on electrochemistry? Ermh, perhaps you should!

am i crazy. crazy for feeling this way? about you... youre haunting my dreams, tearing my HEART at the seams... yes you do.... but every time i look around its YOUR love that i hope i found becauseeee.... your feet make me weak! when im dancing to the beat. have the tiny spark, in my tushy part, thats makes me jump about so i can sing and shout....! I LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE YOUR TOES, I SMELL THEM PIGGIES, I SEE RAINBOWS. DONT GET ME STARTED ON YOUR CORNS AND BUNIONS, I DONT EVEN CARE THAT THEY STINK LIKE ONIONS. I LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE YOUR TOES, I SMELL THEM PIGGIES, I SEE RAINBOWS. I SHUT MY EYES, AND BARELY SLEEP, BECAUSE YOUR HAIRY FEET MAKE MY HEART LEAP!!! 🎶💃🕺

I fear I cannot act my usual whimsy self in response to this because I have genuinely stared at this ask for the past ten minutes, trying to figure out how to process this.

Anon, I do dearly hope you have made it upon my notes entitled: 'Things to mention during my weekly therapy sessions'

Indeed pa, that is a cat!

i feel like sending this to alot of my moots. Quite a few of them from rp communities are older than me however I am afraid of the responses so pspsps cmere look after this psppssp

Ouch!!! Auhggg!!! You nip me?!!!

Don't play These games with me, Boy.

[Does a little jester dance]

Avast, joyous indeed

If only we were having an indepth conversation about transgender dog boys together right now, would make my day

Mira husband?

Ola,

They feared me dead, but I haveth returned. Allow me to fill you in in your DMs. The two other husbands now Know, and thus you shall too.

*He just blinks a few times, before holding out a clawed hand (?) towards this Samael.*

If, er, if you say so! That seems good, I guess? Apart from the whole, "I am not your Father.", I would consider that rather concerning in my books.

So then . . when, er, when are we getting back your 'former-me'? Anytime soon are we thinking?

*A petite demon with animal attributes similar to that of a mouse lemur pops his head into view, eyes wide, staring.*

Ermh, hello Father? Is everything alright over here? Are you alright?

( - @elirabilis )

Well. A demon, I assume?

I'm - please don't call me Father, I'm not currently your Father - uh. Samael. Pleasure to meet you, child who former-me probably led down the path of Corruption.

I'm good! Not just that, I'm Good! After a very long time, it seems.

Question: if cannibalism can be a metaphor for intense love, what can auto-cannibalism be?

within the specific parameters of cannibalism as a metaphor for (intense) love, autocannibalism would probably serve as a metaphor for isolation, loneliness, touch starvation and such. unfulfilled desire turned to desperation.

being boil alive! how delicious!

- cheese-munching anon

Cheese-munching anon I hope you find peace when boiling amongst the vegetables.

Well played, original anon

- Cheese-munching anon

Can you both just find a separate room for this.

Is this what they call third-wheeling.

the black brothers! :D... (sobbing in the fetal position on the floor rn) i was listening to back to black whilst drawing this... i am so so sane about these two actually...

i made this as part of a tiktok but i am actually so impatient so u folks can have this early xx