-I Am Awake, Another Day On This Fucking Planet

Me in my day job: Alright ma’am your total is 17 dollars, can I please have a name for the order?

Customer: Yes

Me:

Customer:

Me:

Customer:

Me: an. And what. What’s the name? For your order?

Customer: oh yeah- it’s *insert name idk like Alice*

Making a prop that looks like The Book™️ makes me so annoying because now every time someone references it I just go

“Heheh losers, I have it”

Oh yeah btw I’m mostly going to post my cosplay content that was too cringe for tiktok but I still feel like sharing and what better than this hellsite

D,,,do British people,,,not have air conditioning? The fuck do they do when it’s hot out? Cry and accept their fates??

Can't let British people have air conditioning because first they'd call it something twee like "the climate fixer" and then in 20 years they'll call it "the climb" or "the climmy"

Y’all ever almost swallow a piece of thread in your coffee

It is unpleasant

I’m stupid happy with this transition and have no reason to be but here take this anyway

Or don’t it’s a repose from my TikTok so I don’t blame ya

What the fuck is this??????????

Folks: you CANNOT censor trigger tags. When you block a tag, it doesn't block other "spellings" of it. Writing it as "r@pe" or "r4p3" means that someone who has "tw rape" as a blocked tag will still see that post because you didn't wanna say the word rape. You are hurting people. Do not censor words, because people do not have those filtered out.

And honestly if you can't even write the word rape to protect other people then you probably aren't old/mature enough to be on this website.

sorry the dnd campaign i joined was cancelled forever and I miss my character

I HAVE BEEN ABANDONED. I LOOK INTO GODS EYES TO ONLY SEE A HOLLOW SHELL OF WHAT ONCE WAS. 

An even bigger photo dump of Sigma’s day at the park (and also a mall)

I updated an OC and made them into a LOZ one,,,and I love them way too much still

More of them including a lil ref