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I Don’t Know Why But The Universe Doesn’t Like Me Today - Blog Posts

1 year ago

-I am awake, another day on this fucking planet

-I make coffee! Oh never mind the coffee maker turned off while I tried to brew it

-I make coffee pt2! It works! Oh no. Oh no my cup is full of grounds.

-I filter it into another cup, it’s fine it’s still drinkable! Now I add my creamer, and just some ice- oh. Now the ice made my coffee splash everywhere.

-I clean it up, I am responsible! Now for toast!

-Everything went off without a hitch! Now to finally- and there’s a hair in it. And it is not mine.

-Ah well fuck it, I pull it off and eat my damn double cooked bread

-I am not going to cry :) I am not going to cry :) I am not going to cry :)

-Go to penjamin to cope


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