Y’all Ever Almost Swallow A Piece Of Thread In Your Coffee

AZKABAN! AZKABAN FOR ROWLING FOR ONE HUNDRED YEARS!!

MANIFEST

MANIFEST

-I am awake, another day on this fucking planet

-I make coffee! Oh never mind the coffee maker turned off while I tried to brew it

-I make coffee pt2! It works! Oh no. Oh no my cup is full of grounds.

-I filter it into another cup, it’s fine it’s still drinkable! Now I add my creamer, and just some ice- oh. Now the ice made my coffee splash everywhere.

-I clean it up, I am responsible! Now for toast!

-Everything went off without a hitch! Now to finally- and there’s a hair in it. And it is not mine.

-Ah well fuck it, I pull it off and eat my damn double cooked bread

-I am not going to cry :) I am not going to cry :) I am not going to cry :)

-Go to penjamin to cope

D,,,do British people,,,not have air conditioning? The fuck do they do when it’s hot out? Cry and accept their fates??

Can't let British people have air conditioning because first they'd call it something twee like "the climate fixer" and then in 20 years they'll call it "the climb" or "the climmy"

More shenanigans

So I work at a bakery

And we have cute lil decorated cookies

My coworkers found a new cookie cutter to use early this week

And um

as another user described it, it’s basically a journal with pvp

how does tumblr even work do you just like talk to yourself until people are like "i like this one"

He definitely gets armor that looks like a corset though. That is not changing.

Me: Okay, my bbeg design for this character needs to have good armor, properly protecting them from attacks.

Also me:

Boobs. Show the boobs. The deepest V-neck to ever have graced this realm. Make him a whore.

My baby

I had to see this shit so you do too

Someone built loss already