AZKABAN! AZKABAN FOR ROWLING FOR ONE HUNDRED YEARS!!

My sewing machine broke today

I am once again reminded I am not a tinker fairy

Me: Okay, my bbeg design for this character needs to have good armor, properly protecting them from attacks.

Also me:

Boobs. Show the boobs. The deepest V-neck to ever have graced this realm. Make him a whore.

What the fuck is this??????????

Folks: you CANNOT censor trigger tags. When you block a tag, it doesn't block other "spellings" of it. Writing it as "r@pe" or "r4p3" means that someone who has "tw rape" as a blocked tag will still see that post because you didn't wanna say the word rape. You are hurting people. Do not censor words, because people do not have those filtered out.

And honestly if you can't even write the word rape to protect other people then you probably aren't old/mature enough to be on this website.

I just went through the most hijinks style bull while looking for my missing earbud

I’m wearing giant platform heals to break them in before a convention, threw everything off my bed, didn’t find it, looked under my bed, didn’t find it

Looked under my nightstand, success! And I then immediately get clocked in the face by my laptop falling off my bed

So I work at a bakery

And we have cute lil decorated cookies

My coworkers found a new cookie cutter to use early this week

And um

He definitely gets armor that looks like a corset though. That is not changing.

Me: Okay, my bbeg design for this character needs to have good armor, properly protecting them from attacks.

Also me:

Boobs. Show the boobs. The deepest V-neck to ever have graced this realm. Make him a whore.

I have now also broken a sewing needle. My destruction of sewing supplies knows no bounds.

I had to see this shit so you do too

Someone built loss already