More Shenanigans

He definitely gets armor that looks like a corset though. That is not changing.

Me: Okay, my bbeg design for this character needs to have good armor, properly protecting them from attacks.

Also me:

Boobs. Show the boobs. The deepest V-neck to ever have graced this realm. Make him a whore.

-I am awake, another day on this fucking planet

-I make coffee! Oh never mind the coffee maker turned off while I tried to brew it

-I make coffee pt2! It works! Oh no. Oh no my cup is full of grounds.

-I filter it into another cup, it’s fine it’s still drinkable! Now I add my creamer, and just some ice- oh. Now the ice made my coffee splash everywhere.

-I clean it up, I am responsible! Now for toast!

-Everything went off without a hitch! Now to finally- and there’s a hair in it. And it is not mine.

-Ah well fuck it, I pull it off and eat my damn double cooked bread

-I am not going to cry :) I am not going to cry :) I am not going to cry :)

-Go to penjamin to cope

Well folks, today was the day I had to explain to my manager what a ship was. I’ll see you all in hell

Believe it or not the context makes it worse

So I work at a bakery

And we have cute lil decorated cookies

My coworkers found a new cookie cutter to use early this week

And um

My sewing machine broke today

I am once again reminded I am not a tinker fairy

AZKABAN! AZKABAN FOR ROWLING FOR ONE HUNDRED YEARS!!

MANIFEST

MANIFEST

I’m stupid happy with this transition and have no reason to be but here take this anyway

Or don’t it’s a repose from my TikTok so I don’t blame ya

RB for the largest sample size this site has ever seen

Imagine, you’re eating a nice lil treat. A funky little strawberry napoleon from the bakery you work at.

You pick up a bit with your fork. You notice something off in one of the strawberries.

“But how can this be?” You ask. “I’m the one who made this, it should be just fine!”

Then you take a closer look.

It is your fork.

Y’all ever almost swallow a piece of thread in your coffee

It is unpleasant