Latest Posts by elithefruitfly - Page 2
So I work at a bakery
And we have cute lil decorated cookies
My coworkers found a new cookie cutter to use early this week
And um
Me in my day job: Alright ma’am your total is 17 dollars, can I please have a name for the order?
Customer: Yes
Me:
Customer:
Me:
Customer:
Me: an. And what. What’s the name? For your order?
Customer: oh yeah- it’s *insert name idk like Alice*
D,,,do British people,,,not have air conditioning? The fuck do they do when it’s hot out? Cry and accept their fates??
Can't let British people have air conditioning because first they'd call it something twee like "the climate fixer" and then in 20 years they'll call it "the climb" or "the climmy"
Y’all I realized something
In Bungo Stray Dogs in the episode when Kyouka is introduced she grabs Dazai and uses Demon Snow right
But like
she GRABBED Dazai
She touched Dazai
How the fUck did she use Demon Snow??
Or is it like with Q where he’d have to touch the phone not her??
I have so many questions
sorry the dnd campaign i joined was cancelled forever and I miss my character
I HAVE BEEN ABANDONED. I LOOK INTO GODS EYES TO ONLY SEE A HOLLOW SHELL OF WHAT ONCE WAS.
I HAVE BEEN ABANDONED. I LOOK INTO GODS EYES TO ONLY SEE A HOLLOW SHELL OF WHAT ONCE WAS.
Imagine, you’re eating a nice lil treat. A funky little strawberry napoleon from the bakery you work at.
You pick up a bit with your fork. You notice something off in one of the strawberries.
“But how can this be?” You ask. “I’m the one who made this, it should be just fine!”
Then you take a closer look.
It is your fork.
I had to see this shit so you do too
Someone built loss already
Come onto my wagon, I will take you! Don’t mind the crucifix that’s just,,,decoration
I need to reach my friend!
Attention: This is Ace my time traveling dnd character and if I’m allowed to I promise I will not shut up about them
I made this like a month ago but uh this is my take on abyss Prince Aether
They’re gay your honor
Oh yeah btw I’m mostly going to post my cosplay content that was too cringe for tiktok but I still feel like sharing and what better than this hellsite
Attention everyone:
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Thank you that is all
Hey
Do y’all ever jus,,,sit there in dread for days on end