The Only Correct Answer Tbh

My favorite thing I've read today 😭

Roses are red, that much is true, but violets are purple, not fucking blue.

THERES SO MUCH TO UNPACK IN THIS CHAPTER BUT DAZAIS PANICKING SO WE SHOULD ALL BE PANICKING

ALSO

Fyodor is Jesus confirmed?

(It is I was a deciple)

AND WTF DOES THIS MEAN

We've seen a leader like Trump since then, his name was H!tler.

Trump getting elected and his first day bringing back a social media service he tried to ban after less than a day and declaring everyone female instead of fixing any actual issues is a royal fuckup by a leader the likes of which we haven't seen since Commodus ended the Golden Age of Rome

As a British person if you don't like tea I don't trust you icl

(Also the milk should always be added last)

quick what’s ur opinion on tea. everyone who sees this is obligated to answer in some way

As 3 minions in a trenchcoat, I sympathise

I understand.

I completely understand.

percy being told that you burn what you'll miss the most and immediately burning his blue jelly beans to talk to his mom. i don't think anyone understands how much of a big deal this is to me

VIVZIE WHEN I CATCH YOU VIVZIE

ITS HERE IM ABOUT TO WATCH IT, WISH ME LUCK

This is the level of petty I aspire to be

I would like to add:

"Peter Johnson's here"

"Actually I'm 24"

"I killed her sister"

"I cut off her head"

"I was thinking more like shoving Nancy into the nearest dumpster."

"is there a Greek god of disappointment?"

"Are you stalking me??"

"oh no. you’re coming with me sunshine."

"I'm sorry." *Annabeth proceeds to shove Percy into the water

PLEASE the one liners are killing me