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I'll give this much to Americans: we really are impossible to satirize.

saddest thing that can happen is a cat so delicately and cozy putting their small apple head on your leg like a pillow to sleep while fully unaware that in like five minutes you're going to get up to go eat because they don't know human language or how time works

You can't change the past, so focus on making a great future.

is this being alone?  i don’t think i’m alone.  i don’t think i’m anything.  i want to be alone.  how do you be alone?  someone please [cut off]

Two Billboards Outside Jackson Mississippi

I don't know who needs to hear this, but if the phrase "self care" doesn't resonate with you, try calling it "system maintenance" and see if that clicks.

happy birthday to the only song

I want a doot doot

ha?

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person

will get “doot doot” in their ask box