elysium-enjoyer

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what's up with that anime with the girl who's like "wow i've never had another woman pin me down and grab my face and shoot hot loads of girlcum into my mouth like that before. i'm of course talking about playing the drums"

everything seems so … / pointless? / my life passes me by and i don’t even care to stop it

nasty faggotses........

WHYY IS HOMOPHOBIC SMEAGOL IN MY INBOX

the trees might be changing… but what about you?

"Remember; One well-placed round is enough to decomission most Replika units." (Thank you, Beobachterin.) (I'm so sorry Maus.) (I love you.) (...)

SOME MAUS ANGST FOR THE SOUL.. Bloodless version also:

i've sketched like 3 different versions of this before and i'm finally happy with this final piece :D, i tried out a new method for rendering and (personally) i think it FUCKS so im gonna keep doing it. enjoy <3, prolly gonna draw some Eules/Kugel next or maybe Falke

we need more pathetic female characters written by authors who don't hate women

Two things I need Today's Youth to know:

1. Anything the government says is propaganda

2. 99% of vegetables taste better roasted

reblog to teleport your mutuals to a massive party when jkr dies

is this being alone?  i don’t think i’m alone.  i don’t think i’m anything.  i want to be alone.  how do you be alone?  someone please [cut off]

“Authors should not be ALLOWED to write about–” you are an anti-intellectual and functionally a conservative

“This book should be taken off of shelves for featuring–” you are an anti-intellectual and functionally a conservative

“Schools shouldn’t teach this book in class because–” you are an anti-intellectual and functionally a conservative

“Nobody actually likes or wants to read classics because they’re–” you are an anti-intellectual and an idiot

“I only read YA fantasy books because every classic novel or work of literary fiction is problematic and features–” you are an anti-intellectual and you are robbing yourself of the full richness of the human experience.

New iPhone Dashboard interface! Much more functional and much prettier.

If you haven’t yet, you can download Tumblr for the iPhone for free. Enjoy!

“Oh boo hoo you shouldn’t ask your friends for favors we’re all adults”

I just spent three hours pulling up carpet and staples for a friend’s home renovation and we all did nothing but chat and joke and have wonderful conversation the whole time.

Helping somebody move or renovate or giving them a ride to the airport is functionally the same as going mini-golfing or playing a board game: it’s an activity that you do that is made more fun by having good company, and which provides something to talk about when the conversation lulls.

I carry my past selves, and soon I will join them.  I am evolving.  I will find myself more powerful and better than ever before.

Growing never ends.  The cycle will continue.

i love student housing. i’m in the common room waiting for a friend and there’s some dude crying on the couch w a bunch of his friends around him and i can only hear bits and pieces but someone asked him “who gets the minecraft server if you guys break up?” and he started crying harder and a 3rd person reached over to smack the guy who asked it on the back of the head

i'm glad there are episodes in the next generation where data gets reprogrammed/possessed/we meet his evil twin/etc, because as much as brent spiner is amazing as data, his real talent is playing weird little freaks

me: oh man, Joann Fabrics is closing. That's going to really suck for a lot of people

Sophia, the Victorian ghost who haunts a lamp I bought at Brimfield: not the least among them Joanne. though I suppose her business acumen must have been wanting if she gave the shop her Christian name- it just seems undignified. was that what drove her customers to other establishments?

me: well, nothing- it's a chain, and in most places, there weren't any other fabric stores.

Sophia:

Sophia: there weren't. any other dry goods stores. selling fabric.

me: not usually, no.

Sophia: in a whole town

me: no.

Sophia: and now there will be nowhere to purchase fabric at all in those towns

me: not in person. I guess people can buy it online

Sophia: what if they don't know what different weaves feel like? how will they learn if they never get to handle them?

me: some places have free swatch service on their websites-

Sophia: so they'll wait a week or more for a swatch, decide if they like it, then send away for the full amount of goods they need and wait even longer for that? what if they want something finished sooner?

me: they'll just be frustrated, I guess

Sophia: wait, why did Joanne's shops close? if she had such a monopoly, surely she'd have made quite a profit regardless of the name

me: an even bigger company bought them and couldn't use them to make billions of dollars, so they're forcing them to close

Sophia:

me: wait- PUT MY SNOW SHOVEL DOWN AND STEP AWAY FROM YOUR LAMP

the world is now paused / what would you like to do? / resume / > start over / quit

i’m mourning something i can’t express.  you could never understand the complexity of how i feel.

Fantasy-ass collection of facts:

There is an acid that is stronger than any other known, and plausibly than any other possible acid.

It cannot be prepared in bulk or stored, because it immediately reacts with any material container, including those graded for all the weaker acids.

When it's needed, it's made in-place, in individual molecules, through nuclear decay.

It is plausibly the first chemical compound to form in the universe.

Behold:

Graffitto in the stall of my local queer furry bar

You ever write a particularly unhinged fic, that so little people would like. But you have to or else you absolutely will lose your mind.

>valve released the TF2 source code

Holy shit?

moving on and healing are really hard, there’s no doubt about it. but sometimes the most difficult things in life are the most worth it. they give you the life you’ve been fighting for.

ALL OF THESE REQUIRE GETTING OUT OF BED