Did You Find The Merlin Fic?

Slider: I'd make fun of your height but there isn't enough to make fun of.

Mav: *sulks in the corner for the rest of the preflight*

not me genuinely loving to watch figure skating. like what the fuck this shit is so cool to watch. i dont know how the fuck the judges decide on shit they are all amazing. Ilia Malinin however is the best and therefore is the person this figure skating obsession is revolving around. how the FUCK does he do that shit.

ahh????? i fucking love this????

Sorry that its kind of a long post, too tired to figure out why the ‘read more’ thingie isn’t working :’3

Based on a True Story:

Ice and Goose: cooking.

Mav and Slider: Joking around at the end of the counter.

Slider: Mav, is the Microwave supposed to be smoking?

Mav looks over to see smoke pouring out of the microwave: ICE THE POTATOES ARE ON FIRE.

Ice running over and opening the microwave. Additional smoke comes out. The potatoes are fine: WHERE THE FUCK IS THE SMOKE COMIMG FROM THE POTATOES AREN'T BURNT.

The microwave begins making weird noises. More smoke come out, then the microwave makes a popping sound. and the smoke stops coming.

The Microwave caught on fire.

i love the gay dumbasses

Slider: I beg you, leave Mitchell alone Ice: We're having a staring contest Slider: He'd actually have to look back for it to be true, buddy.

Mav: The wee-woo thingy? Ice: THE FIRE ALARM!?

Ethical concerns of your boyfriend also being your doctor be damned! My boys are gay!

True story

My parents, to me: Ok so you can pick the movie for tonight, but please let it not be......

Me: Pulls up Topgun

My parents, sighing:....... Topgun.

Me: maniacal grinning as i watch Topgun for the 5th time

I am summoning the merlin fandom

I need help. I read a really really really good Merthur reincarnation fanfic a few years back, in which merlin was immortal, and was waiting for arthur. and like. arthur came back. and merlin showed him everything he missed. im pretty sure it was rated M or E, i don't really remember. but in it, Merlin had a lakeshore cottage? and thats where Arthur stayed. and merlin showed him dr who and hoodies and all of these modern things. i also think it was over 10k. it was on Ao3 i forgot to mention that. Also no knights were reincarnated.

this is literally the vaguest description i am so sorry but please if someone recognizes this fic please please please help me find it

i love them with my entire soul

Maverick (circa.1988), storming into the Top Gun base instructor lounge, stalking over to slam his hands down on the table infront of Iceman Kazansky.

Mav: Alright Kazansky what your fricking problem????

Ice, staring up at Mav with confusion and a little bit of heat: The hell you talking about Mitchell??

Mav: Just that. What's your probelme?? Huh? What with all the goodamn accusing and the staring?? I mean seriously, even when I'm talking to Charlie, you can't just mind you own business!! You always think I'm up to something! I can't even take a goddamn shower in peace!

Ice: ......

Mav: Like seriously, just stop and tell me what the problem is? Why are you so suspicious of me?? Seriously I can't even pick a pen up off the floor without you staring hole in my back for it. What gives?!?!

Ice, who was actually staring a bit further south that Mavs back when he bent down to puck that pen up off the floor: uhhhhh.......

Slider, losing his whole goddamn mind in the corner, thanking Goose and God that Ices pining and assholery behaviour have come back to bite him on the ass in the form of a tiny, fiery and very handsome twink shortstack that Ice is head over heels for: *faint wheezing*

Ice: *error 404, Iceman not found*