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SILENT LOUD

Horror and Terror awaits the second-oldest Sister of the Loud Family, Leni as she wakes up in a fog filled Royal Woods, with her family nowhere in sight. She has to go up against the unknown and mystic horrors of this now cursed and foggy place to find her siblings one by one and find a way home.

Will she be able to overcome her fears and reunite her family or will the monstrous nature of Silent Hill claim her as it’s victim?

Silent Loud on Archive of our Own

Silent Loud on Fanfiction.net (As of this writing the Fanfiction is three chapters long.)

Movies with the Scourge Sisters: Chapter 2 and 3

More of the wacky Adventures of 12 disfunctional trolls and the best Transformer Movie. Chapter 2:

The Birth of Galvatron (Dying to be replaced with yourself)

Chapter 3:

Inoccent, yet guilty

Why the heck is Daphne from Scooby-Doo Dancing for a healthy looking Peter Griffin?

Casual reminder that this was an Actual Thing that actually aired on Cartoon Network.

The Elder Scrolls: Legends (This is not a Rip-Off of Hearthstone, really!)

Now after many years of playing the Elder Scrolls Skyrim and the many Fan-Made Mods for the game another entry into the mystical and adventurous world of Tamriel is on the Horizon.

Come to not explore the mysterious Black Marsh, home of the Argonians, or Elsewyr, home of the catlike Khajiit and nor to finally visit the Summerset Isles to fight directly against the hated Aldmeri Dominon.

 Instead we will play a Card game!

No, wait I mean:

Play a game which is probably not as good as Hearthstone or other card games of this kind but will have all the Characters, Spells and Locations on cards you loved in the Elder Scroll games but can’t encounter, use or visit in this game.

After the grandiose failure of “The Elder Scrolls: Online“ watch how Bethesda tries to copy Blizzard again and most likely fail another time with “The Elder Scrolls: Legends”.

Prepare yourself for disappointment (and be already disappointed for not getting “The Elder Scrolls VI”) in:

Ehh… I mean:

….

“The War Scrolls” would be an awesome title though.

Princess Daisy from the Super Mario Bros. Franchise with a little Paper Peach on a picture in the background. It is a shame that she is only used in sporting events and parties these days. I would also be glad to see her in her own game. Oh, well. Maybe someday...

Katia Managan from the Webcomic Prequel, standing in a Room. I used pencil, paper and eraser to create this picture. It was a lot of fun but the wooden floorboards were pretty exhausting to draw. And the thing in the lower left corner was supposed to be a carpet. Now it looks more like an weird eye. Also I have to admit that I copied Katia from one of the panels of the Webcomic but the background is more original. Until later everyone.

A Pale Affair

A Vriska <> Kanaya Fanfiction, uploaded on the Fanfiction Site “Archive of our own”. A story about the pale relations and needs of two young trolls who couldn't be more different. Read it HERE

Vriska Serket vs Sans

SPOILER WARNING AHEAD! If you didn’t play the “Genocide Run” of “Undertale” so far or watch a walkthrough of it then I would suggest not reading this if you want to avoid spoilers. Got it? Good. SEIZURE WARNING: The Article contains GIF’s with flashing light effects.

Note: I am a Fan of Homestuck and Undertale. Vriska is my favourite Homestuck Character and Undyne is my favorite Character in Undertale. Not Sans, sorry. I was as neutral as possible while thinking the possibilities through. If somebody wants to argue and discuss my theories they may feel free to write down their opinion.

This battle was inevitable. Well, people think that because Vriska and Sans share the same theme, the Composition “Megalovania”. It is kind of a silly reason.

But how would it play out?

The following document will try to analyse both characters, their strengths and weaknesses and their individual abilities.

I will use only canon information about the two to determine the outcome of this fight.

Some people think that a fight between the cerulean troll and the lazy skeleton would lead to “Make her Pay 2.0” but I disagree with that notion. Sans's blue-hearted telekinesis isn’t able to deal damage. He was dealing damage at the end of the battle against Frisk/Chara with the blue-heart telekinesis but he put a lot of energy in this final effort and it exhausted him pretty fast. Also the attack wasn’t deadly in the end, regardless how much damage it was able to deal. Yes, Aradia was able to deal grievous damage to Vriska but I think that Aradia has a lot more ATK than Sans who only has 1 ATK.

Karmic Retribution is a powerful tool that probably works against Vriska, eating away her HP after one hit. Still it is unknown how much HP Vriska has but we can assume that she has a lot to spare considering her having all the echeladders and that she ascended to God Tier. Also she is probably feeling a certain amount of guilt over her evil deeds which could affect the efficiency of “Karmic Retribution”. This of course is a subject for argumentation. Vriska is a complicated Character after all.

Sans uses a technique known as “Bullet Hell”, a technique often used in Shoot ’em up‘s like Touhou or Gravius but also in other Genres of Videogames. He attacks with a lot of projectiles I.e. bones and Gaster Blaster beams at once and his attacks get faster and more complex over time. If used poorly it can border on fake difficulty. But it makes sense for a game like Undertale to employ a incredible hard challenge like that and genre savvy character like Sans would use unfair tactics to stop an opponent he feels is a real danger to everything in the world. Not to mention that most of Sans's “Bullets” actually target his enemy and don’t spread over the entire battlefield without even coming near the designation. Sans even attacks while his enemy is choosing his next action. He is one magnificent bastard!

Vriska is no slouch herself being a pretty good killer and an exceptional fighter. Doc Scratch once said that he had no idea who would win if Vriska fought against Bec Noir. He wouldn’t bet on Vriska, but wouldn’t bet against her either. It would have been nice to see one of her greater accomplishments in a battle like her attack on the black king but we have only the Fan-Animation “Rex Duodecim Angelus” which is a good one but it is not canon as far as we know.

Vriska is strong, very strong, but she has her flaws and unexpected attacks are her big weakness. Sans has a lot of attacks in his portfolio which an adversary would have a hard time seeing coming. Vriska could catch up to his tricks sooner than later because her paranoia would aid her in this battle. Awaiting attacks from all directions would make her very wary of her surroundings and would give her a higher chance of evading.

Vriska’s main weapon is the Fluorite Octet, a legendary octet of magical dice which can summon all sorts of powerful creatures, weapons and other stuff. But this is a weapon based on chance so the result of every throw can be very random. Her most powerful technique is the Ancestral Awakening. If she throws eight 8’s with her Fluorite Octet she gets all the powers, strength, abilities and agility of her Ancestor, Marquise Spinneret Mindfang, had, and/or is simply empowered by her spirit. Combined with her own abilities and a very powerful sword she becomes incredibly powerful, almost unstoppable. Only really powerful beings like the already mentioned Bec Noir are her equal in this mode. But even then Sans can dodge her powerful attacks again and again until he gets to tired.

In the End it would become a battle of Attrition. A long and very exhausting battle for both warriors. But which of the two has more endurance?

Sans is incredibly lazy and laid back which made the fact that he is such an incredibly tough warrior very surprising. The irony of the physically weakest enemy in the game having the most infuriating battle techniques to counter is quite obvious but also logical.

But here is a catch: Vriska wouldn’t trust Sans. Let me explain: She obviously trusted Terezi NOT to stab her in the back but she was wrong about that in the end. Vriska knows also about many clichés, tropes and twists which happen in all kind of stories and she could sense that something isn’t right about Sans. She could, it doesn’t have to happen but the fact that something isn’t right with Sans should be obvious fairly quickly, especially in a fight with him.

Vriska would of course have problems hitting Sans because he likes to dodge attacks and is incredibly good at it. She has many ways to attack him thanks to the many possibilities of the “Fluorite Octet” but Sans is probably able to dodge most of it. Vriska also has a lot of Determination, so much in fact that only the direst circumstances and/or the most brutal breaking speeches can stop her.

Vriska’s ability to mind control and to read the mind of other people as well as her ability to steal the enemies' luck make her pretty overpowered. But I guess that Sans has the usual “Contractual Boss Immunity” against status effects so I doubt that those abilities will help against the brother of Papyrus.

Like I mentioned a few paragraphs ago, Sans has the flying “Gaster Blasters”, attack machines that shoot broad lasers at his enemies. Vriska could and probably would destroy those machines the first moment she can instead of dodging them the entire time.

I also see her trying to destroy the bones that are thrown at her instead of only dodging them.

So, would Vriska be able to survive, dodge and/or destroy all the attacks that Sans can use against her? I think she can.

I think that Vriska may able to beat Sans in a battle rather than vice versa. Vriska has simply more determination and strength than Sans in my eyes. Sans is a very hard enemy for somebody like Frisk/Chara and for the player but I’m not sure if Vriska would succumb to the same rules the players have to follow in “Undertale”. And even if Vriska has to follow the rules of the Undertale video game she may be able to succeed.

So, yes I think Vriska has a high chance of succeeding should she fight Sans.

Please Remember: That is just my opinion. And like I already said: I’m willing to discuss this topic.

With infinite tries even Vriska can be beaten... It is still not easy though. Vriska looks absolute Badass here. I would love to see a fight bettween her and Sans.

“Can’t keep dodging forever. Advance or A8scond, Kid.”

(( ☼ Hey guys! Happy New Year! Sorry for being absent for so long - been juggling a lot of responsibilities lately. Recently got through my first playthrough of Undertale though! I know, Vriska is nothing like Sans, but I like Megalovania so much… Can you blame me? ))

Movies with the Scourge Sisters: “Transformers: The Movie“

A MSTing of the animated, first Transformers Movie commented and snarked at by the 12 Alternian Trolls. If you like MSTings, Homestuck and/or Transformers you may be interested in this little Fanfiction I wrote.

You can read it here .

The Pac Planet. He is in a mission to eat all the pellet-asteroids, eat every space ghosts and to destroy Adam Sandler once and for all. (A Edit of a “Nightfall” Pictures. Nightfall is a MS Paint Adventures Fancomic by the NeonWerewolf.) http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Fanfic/Nightfall

Assassin’s Creed Unity: After the Fact

I just finished “Assassin’s Creed: Unity” a few days ago. By the gods, it was way too hard.

Let me explain.

I waited some time before buying it so that I would get it for less money and more patches repairing the problems of the game. The game still had a lot of problems, including the difficulty.

Maybe I was used to much to some of the easier mechanics of the other Assassin’s Creed games but let me list some of my Gripes.

  SPOILERS AHEAD!

·      Why did so many chests need locks with different levels of difficulty to open them? It was tedious to let so many unopened until you got enough Sync points to unlock the required abilities.

·      The lack of an instant kill-counter made combat rather tedious after a while. The counter could have at least taken some health from the enemy.

·      Stealth-Sections got frustrating because the enemies were sometimes too easily alarmed.

·      The Non-Lethal takedowns took too long. I like to take out my enemies without killing them but this made it way to often very risky.

·      Free-Running could be very problematic especially if fine-manoeuvres were needed. Arno seemed to love to get stuck on certain objects or did things he wasn’t supposed to be. It needed more fine-tuning.

·      The story had potential but the game didn’t use this potential to its fullest. An Assassin-Templar Alliance during the Revolution against a third party would have been really interesting. But that didn’t happen. Instead we got an Assassin working together with a lone Templar Lady who wasn’t a part of the stronger Templar Faction.

·      Also the fact that the Templars were behind the French revolution was a bad idea. The entire event was too great and complex to reduce it too “Templars stole away some food and made all the French people hungry and mad”. I would have preferred to see Templars and Assassins trying to get the upper hand in all the chaos caused by the Revolution or something like that which could have lead to the mentioned alliance.

·       The commanding Templars weren’t that interesting. We got a lot of information and characterization out of the Templars from “Assassin’s Creed II” for example but almost nothing in this game. Even the Big Bad, François-Thomas Germain was not all that developed despite the fact that he was a Sage.

·       The Death of Elise. Was that really necessary?! We don’t need more women in the fridge in Assassin’s Creed Ubisoft!

But biggest problem of the game is a different and simple one: It plays to slow and feels like it. In the other games if you got into combat it was faster solved in battle or it was easier to escape the enemy. Both are more difficult in this game than it should be. The combat isn’t all that difficult to master but the tedious nature of the fights made them annoying after a while. The stealth sequences fared a little better even if the whistle ability was missed and the cherry bombs were a bad substitute. After finishing “Unity” I started to play “Assassin’s Creed: Rogue” and I noticed how much faster the pace was and how much more fun the gameplay. Having the command over a ship again did also help because the gameplay with the ship is as engaging and fun like it was in “Assassin’s Creed III” and “Assassin’s Creed IV: Black Flag”. If a game feels to much like a chore, there is no fun in it. Other Assassin’s Creed games felt like a chore at times, but it was never as bad as in “Unity”. It felt like “Fake Difficulty” at times. Making the gameplay mechanics more difficult to use to give the player a greater challenge. A very cheap tactic to increase the challenge in my opinion and not a good one. In short: I think “Assassin’s Creed: Unity” is to slow.

Homestuck.EXE

(A original Creepypasta Parody from me)

One day I surfed the internet like I always do. The internet is really important to me. Thanks to it I see, read and hear so many incredible things. One day I wanted to see the new update of my absolute favourite webcomic in the world. Homestuck.

I have waited for so incredible long for in. I loved Homestuck and especially the trolls, they are the best. All the other characters are boring and the trolls are really entertaining.

There was an update today so I went on the MSPA site to watch it. But something about it was very strange. The site looked different. The background was black and all the text was in blood-red. Not like Kankri or Dave’s text colour but like real blood. Some of the letters even dripped blood. Also they said things like “you will die soon” or “you will not escape your fate.”

I clicked on the “load” button but I wasn’t directed to the page I saved last time but to a new page. It was a flash game, the starting screen was Karkat's head on a spear. His eyes were full of maggots and blood came out of his mouth and ears. It was very scary looking, I thought, but curiosity got the better of me. I clicked on the command “It is all meaningless.”

The game started with Jade standing in a dark and desolate room. She looked scared and held her best rifle in her hands. I moved her towards the door in the upper right corner where somebody was standing. It was one of the Felt, their third-in-command Crowbar. The mouse turned into a scope sight and Crowbar ran towards Jade as he spotted her. I didn’t waste any time and clicked on him with the scope. Jade shot and I got a close shot of him. He looked almost real, well, as real as a leprechaun could look, and I watched in slow-motion as a super-realistic looking bullet pierced through Crowbars ultra-realistic head and blew his mega-realistic looking head up in a hyper-realistic looking way.

I was concerned. Hussie was nobody to shy away from some violence but this was way too far off for him. Jade took the crowbar from, well, the dead Crowbar and I continued with her into the next room.

The next room was full of blood. The ceiling was covered in blood and it dropped from it, the walls were covered in blood, the ground was covered in blood, the blood reached above Jade’s hip and Jade herself started to bleed out of her nose. It was a bloody mess and I felt a little sick watching it. Why would anyone program something like this of or even commission somebody to do it?

Suddenly Karkat, covered in the red blood, surfaced behind Jade and snapped her neck with his bare hands. This scene disturbed me so much I had to go to the toilet to take a pee.

After I returned Karkat had already stabbed Dirk through the heart with a katana, smashed Clubs Deuce's head in and had ripped Sollux's eyes out and eaten them. Sollux ran through the room shooting a red and a blue bloodstream out of his respective eyes. It was nauseating, especially the part where he took his own ninja stars, and got them to spin so fast with his telekinesis he was able to decapitate himself.

I now had control over Karkat and left the place of his gruesome murders with him. He entered a cave full of shipping charts. This had to be Nepeta’s cave, she was the only person in Homestuck who shipped. I moved Karkat through the cave and looked at the different shipping charts. The ships were… unusual to say the least. There was a picture of Eridan in a Moirallegiance with Bec where the two eat the damaged corpse of Jade Harley. Eridan was munching on one of the eyes and Bec was chewing on Jade’s stomach. It was more than disgusting to watch. I couldn’t comprehend why any of them would do that, especially Bec. It made me so nervous that I had to take a shit. While walking through the house I thought I saw an omega-realistic Kanaya walking into the room of my big sister but that was probably my imagination.

As I returned to Karkat I watched more of the gruesome ships with him. Like Hearts Boxcars and Mituna in a kismesissitude. The picture showed how they bit each other; no, they were mutually tearing bits of flesh from each other's bodies. I knew that a kismesissitude could be a little harsh but this?! I decide to not look at more of those shipping pictures and tried to find Nepeta.

She sat on the ground in her respite block and was playing with some puppets who looked like her friends. It looked cute at first but on closer inspection I saw her monitoring a monitor. It showed Sollux and Horuss and they bled heavily. Nepeta meanwhile poked the dolls who looked like the two trolls on the monitor with a very pointy looking needle. No, she wasn't poking them, she was driving the needle through their bodies, extremities and heads. Every time that happened a new bloody wound appeared on the bodies of Sollux and Horuss. They screamed in pain and puked blood all over the place until they fell down dead.

After that Nepeta faced Karkat. She didn’t have a face anymore. The skin on her face was gone and only an olive mass under it was visible now. Her eyes were still yellow but without a black pupil and she screamed a scream so loud it almost damaged my speakers. Then she lunged at Karkat and one of the most difficult battles I ever had in a videogame started. I won it but I felt as hurt and injured as Karkat at the end of it. I imagined for a second that I had the same wounds as Karkat on my body. But luckily this wasn’t the case because Karkat succumbed to his wounds. The screen faded to black.

The entire scene had me made so frightful I had to take a piss. As I washed my hands afterwards I thought the grinning face of Spades Slick was in the bathroom mirror. As I turned around I saw only a puppet of Lil’ Cal before me that I bought from a guy in a back alley. I shrugged, took the puppet with me and continued to play the game.

I controlled Kanaya now. She was in her hive and its interior design looked strange to me. Like always it was draped with fabrics but they looked horrific this time! They were made out of flesh, bleeding heavily, were strewn with maggots or completely made out of bones. Kanaya herself didn’t look much better. Her own dress was made of human skin and paper where inmates from an insane asylum used to scribble crazy stuff. To be honest I didn’t want to play as her because her weapon was the chainsaw, a classic for psychopathic murderers. But I didn’t have any choice in the matter and moved her out of her hive. The area around her hive looked rotten and dead. The plants were grey and lifeless. In the centre of this lifeless setting was Kanaya’s mother grub Lusus. She looked very alive and well. She smiled as her eyes caught the view of her charge and Kanaya looked towards her. I walked over to the mother grub and pushed the button. Kanaya activated her chainsaw, cut her Lusus open and ripped the Matriorb out of her chest. The Lusus screamed in pain and writhed in agony until it died. Kanaya looked at the matriorb, fascinated, and all of a sudden she took a bite out of it. This behaviour was more than strange for Kanaya.

After that I was controlling her again and send her out into the desert. She soon reached an ordinary looking pyramid and entered it. The inside was dark but many scary looking glyphs that glowed blood-red were lighting up the inside. Nailed to the walls were the bodies of trolls, humans and lusus. It looked so horrific that I thought that I could smell the stench of this awful place. It made me so nervous I had to eat a donut!

Then zombies attacked. Rotten bodies of dead trolls came out of the aisles, alcoves and holes and attacked Kanaya. She turned on her chainsaw and defended herself with incredibly gory results. Body parts fell down, guts and organs soon were rolling over the ground and smearing it with blood in all colours. Kanaya sawed her way through the fiendish horde of the shadow droppers and fought her way to the main room of the pyramid. The boss-room was full with corpses of little human children and grubs. They were being cannibalized by the shadow droppers. I asked myself: Why the heck would Hussie do something like this? “Because dead babies sell”, said a hyper-realistic looking Hussie who was suddenly standing beside me. He waved to me and left the room. This seemed rather odd to me and I continued to play.

In the boss-room was the sarcophagus of Lord English placed on a little obsidian-black platform. Very strange scary music started to play which sounded so realistic as if an orchestra was with me in the room. The sarcophagus slowly started to open, and a green bleeding hand reached out and clamped to the edge of the sarcophagus. Out came a cherub with no skin. It was such a horrible sight that blood came out of my ears. Lord English bled all over, the muscle tissue was visible, his eyes had no lids and his eyes glowed in a way… I can’t explain it exactly but it was worse than the usual billiard ball blinking. The eyes looked like real eyes; also how real eyes would look like if they are continuously changing billiard balls.

The Lord of Time stumbled out of his sarcophagus and fell to the ground. He writhed in pain and screamed in agony. He stretched his hand out to Kanaya who cut it off. The Lord of Time screamed in an unbearably loud manner, so loud that it destroyed all the windows in my room and all the other objects made of glass. Kanaya took her time. She sawed all his limbs off and then started to disembowel him with her bare hands. He screamed even louder this time, so loud I had to press my hands on my ears and I still felt blood coming out of them. The screaming stopped after a while and Lord English was dead. So, was Homestuck over? “It is never over”, Kanaya said as if she was answering the question I just asked myself. “There will always somebody worse. Never time to rest. Why should we believe that he is our final enemy?” This was a good point. Homestuck could be incredible convoluted and complicated and Caliborn didn’t look like Big Bad material even in his all-powerful form. But who could be the next Big Bad? Kanaya targeted then the chainsaw into her direction and cut herself in half. Her halves slumped to the sides and her internal organs spread all over the floor. Then her chainsaw said “I’m the death of the insolent and fanatic.”

After that I ran back to my bathroom to wash my face. Looking into the mirror I saw that I now had the face of Nepeta. I rubbed my eyes and it was gone. But I swear I saw Nepeta with Equius head on one of her claws in the mirror.

I returned to my room only to witness total madness on my computer screen. I saw Rose on a new location, summoning the forces from beyond the realm, the horrorterrors, to wreck havoc. They came from the ground, they came from the seas, they came from the heavens and they came out from rifts in the time-space-continuum. They devoured the Prospitians, they crushed the Dersites, they mauled the humans, scared the trolls to death and burned the Cherubim alive. Not any of the named characters of Homestuck, mind you, but it didn’t diminish the nightmarish character of the scene.

Then it switched over to Eridan, crushing little landweller grubs with his feet. I found this odd because despite his evil deeds, he wasn’t a bad person. Yes, he killed Feferi and Kanaya and destroyed the Matriorb, but he did all of this in self-defence! Seeing how the land dweller-hating aristocrat killed land dwelling grubs didn’t make any sense to me. Then Vriska entered the room and I took control of her. I was able to attack Eridan with her and her goal was to protect the land dwelling grubs. It was strange to see because Vriska was completely evil and unredeemable. Why would any person think she would ever be able to do any good for anyone? This was the moment that I was certain that something was very wrong with this update. “Killing grubs? You sicken me Eridan.” “They are land dwellers. We don’t need them, they are inferior and useless.” “Your caste needs us as workers and servants. Killing us all would obliterate the entire alternian workforce!” “We have robots for that.” “That will only lead to a robot-rebellion you sea dwelling asshole!” “We created the robots. We will control them. They will never rebel.” “You don’t watch a lot of movies, do you?”

Fighting with Vriska against Eridan was a lot of fun, gameplay wise. She dodged shots from “Ahab’s Crosshairs” fired by Eridan and used her dice on him. Every time Vriska’s dice managed to give her an opening she used the chance to slash at Eridan with her sword. After attacking him several times that way he got reeled backwards away from Vriska and stumbled into a hole. He fell onto several sharp spears which where placed on the ground of the hole. But to my horror they didn’t kill him instantly. He moaned and gasped weakly, pleading to be absolved from this pain. Vriska took out a flintlock pistol and aimed at Eridans head but before she could shoot him the spears drove out of the ground. The staffs were incredible long and they moved incredible fast. Vriska was able to dodge them before they could impale her too. She aimed at Eridans head again and took her shot before he was out of distance. The bullet connected to his skull and it exploded in an extreme-realistic manner. I felt pity for Eridan. Vriska’s head should have exploded and not his.

The spider-troll then walked away from the hole and I started to look around. It seemed that Vriska was in the brooding caverns which made sense considering the killed and crushed grubs. As I pressed the action-button Vriska took the dead grubs and gave them a burial. Why did this game want to convince me that Vriska is a good person? Vriska then turned her head to me. No, not the monitor but me, she looked me into my eyes. “Run, you are not safe here! Run as fast as you can and take your family with you. Call the police and maybe he will not be able to…” Vriska stopped as she heard a noise and turned her head toward the cause. Her face became chalk-white from shock and she ran away. The screen turned black.

I of course wouldn’t trust Vriska. She was super-evil after all.

I saw the “repeat” symbol on the left bottom of the screen so I guessed that this page was finished. I clicked on the command that read ”THIS IS YOUR DOOM!” and continued. The next few pages were dark. But it was somehow even darker than usual darkness. It was a darkness that was so dark that it terrified me more than the regular darkness I  have known my whole life would ever be able too. I clicked and clicked until I jumped back in horrified surprise as one page showed me the bloody, screaming skinless face of John. He yelled in pain and howled in agony. What the hell happened to him? “Runrunrunrunrunrunrunrunrunrunrunrunrunrunrunru nrunrunrunrunrun!” John said to me again and again. Was he warning me about something or somebody? Was it the same thing that did this to him? I heard weird noises from below. It sounded like a fight broke out. I wasn’t sure so I decided to investigate. Downstairs I was confronted with Vriska who was in a fight with Spades Slick. He had his cast iron horse hitcher in hands and Vriska used her blue pirate sword to fight him. It seemed to be a very even fight, with both testing the defence of the other. Slick spotted me and looked ominously at me. He drew his machine gun and aimed in my direction but Vriska faced the weapon away from me and she punched him in the face.

“Run away!”, she screamed to me. “Your family fled already. Follow them!” I didn’t do that of course. Why should I trust her? She was evil and not nice unlike Eridan or Gamzee. Also I wanted to finish the game so I got back upstairs and continued it.

Now I saw Dave sitting alone in his room, crying into his hands. He didn't have his shades on him and he cried like… I never saw him cry in canon, so I had no point of reference. It sounded incredibly sad, it almost broke my heart. I clicked on the arrow and the picture didn’t change for a few pages. Crying Dave on every page but I started to hear how he was crying. It was faint at first but became louder and after a few pages another sound joined the crying. It was a very deep, eerie sounding tone. It sounded like a noise of an ancient and angry demon but also surprisingly soft at the same time. It became louder and louder but not in an obnoxious way. The tension was rising and started to become unbearable. Dave stopped crying and the sound stopped too. He removed his hands and looked direct at me. I almost fell over from horror. His eyes were burning in black red and the flames seemed to scream so loud was their sound of burning. I was about to throw up again as Dave took his Katana and hacked his own eyes out with them. Then he continued to hack away his own legs, bottom, head and his arms.

Then Bro came into the room with Caliborn on his right shoulder. He saw the bloody mutilated body of Dave, jumped onto him and started to eat him. He tore big chunks of flesh and skin from Dave’s body and devoured it like a hungry animal. Why the heck had Bro become a cannibal all of a sudden? Then Lil’ Cal started to eat Dave too. It was really messed up, especially because Dave was not reacting at all to this. Then Dave started to laugh in a normal and pleasant manner. It wasn’t in a crazy manner or in an insane manner, no, it sounded perfectly normal and hyper-realistic. Bro eating him was like tickling for Dave?

I couldn’t watch that scene any longer and clicked to the next page. “YOU WILL NOT GET AWAY FROM ME!”, something screamed out of my speakers. “We will see about that asshole”, I responded. The reaction was swift with Lil’ Cal punching me through the screen into my face, grinning at me and vanishing afterwards. I really needed to see the rest of this.

The next page contained another flash, this time one of Jane attacking Cronus, ripping his arms from his body and beating him to a bloody pulp with them. The flash continued with Terezi stabbing her own eyes out and then the eyes of Latula and ripping her head of. Next was a scene with the Peregrine Mendicant who was stabbing the Writ Keeper with her sword. After she ripped his brain out and devoured it she took the still living body of the Writ Keeper and threw him into a fire. He screamed more agonizing, super-realistic screams and he screamed to me: “RUN, RUN, RUN!”

I didn’t know what to do with that message so I continued to watch. The next scene was one where Jake was burning down an orphanage while Roxy was shooting the orphans in the head or strangling them to death. I was glad that those sections weren’t playable sections.

Then we saw John crushing the heads of Dersites and Prosportians with his hammer, their heads exploding in a ultra-realistic manner. He laughed manically while crying in a heart wrenching manner at the same time while he was running amok. His eyes were black holes out of which came a foul wind in form of dark smelly looking wind-effects. Everything that wind was brushing rotted and died in a manner of seconds, even stuff that wasn’t alive like stone and plastic looked like it was dying.

I heard a noise and looked behind me. I saw Eridan who aimed at me with Ahab’s crosshairs. I screamed that he shouldn’t do that but he did. He fired and hit my head which exploded in an ultra-realistic manner. After that I woke up and my head was completely okay. I looked around in my room, nobody was there. I looked to the screen and I almost fell down out of my seat. I saw my own body without a head! Was I in Homestuck now? Was I part of Homestuck? How could that be? Was all of this a nightmare? Was I asleep?

I didn't have time to ponder these questions because suddenly Tavros appeared on the screen with a really scary looking hyper-realistic face. His left eye was missing, his right was pierced with one thousand needles and his teeth were full of holes and out of those holes came big hairy worms. “Help me…”, he gasped in a painful noise. I looked at him, horrified. I wanted to help, but how? I saw that the command box was there again and usable like once in the past. I typed “get help” into the box. Tavros took out a magnum, held the barrel to his head and blew his own brains out. I hadn’t meant that he should do that. I typed “Why did this happen?” And on the next page it replied. This was the message written in letters made out of freshly ripped out bones: “Because you made it happen. IT IS YOUR FAULT!” NO! How could it be my fault? I didn’t know that would happen, I would never have typed that command if I knew that this would be the result.

I tried a different command. I typed “What is happening here”? I got the message “The eternal end, the eternal reign of darkness is coming!” I typed “do you mean Lord English?” I didn’t got a response for a while. I was tempted to type in another command as THIS happened: Sollux suddenly appeared and jumped out of my screen and into my direction and screamed: “DIE, DIE, DIE, DIE, DIE, DIE, DIE, DIE YOU STUPID PIECE OF WORTHLESS SHIT, DIE!” Sollux tried to strangle me and I fought back with all my might. He tried to claw my eyes out and I saw how his eyes started to glow. I was able to throw him off me before he could incinerate me with his optic blast. It got off nonetheless and catapulted Sollux through the roof of my house.

This made me very hungry so I ran into the kitchen to make myself a sandwich. I also encountered John’s dad in the Kitchen who was making a cake out of organs he pulled out of the still living body of his son. I made my sandwich as quick as I possibly could and ran away from the morbid scene back to my computer. My screen showed me now a single letter. “A”. This was a clue! A clue to solve this riddle! I had to wait for more updates to solve those strange events around me.

I will update this journal should new developments happen. I will stay here and try to go to the bottom of this mystery. Nothing will stop me. It seems crazy but I’m set with my decision. Even if that evil Vriska shouts to me again and again that I should flee. I will not. I’m scared but I have to stop this madness.

To be continued…?

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A Black Widow Movie vs A Hawkeye Movie

Most people will not be happy should a Movie about Hawkeye come out before a movie about Black Widow. The Black Widow fans will not be happy about it because it upstages Natasha Romanoff. Feminists will not be happy because a less popular male superhero will get a movie before a more popular female superhero. Fans of Hawkeye will not be happy because the controversy will overshadow the movie itself, regardless of how good it is.

Nobody will be happy. So please Marvel and Disney, please give Black Widow a movie before one for Hawkeye gets announced.

Nightfal, the Audiobook (Prologue)

No clowns allowed when Vriska is around. (And I’m all for it)

The Discworld Adventures for PC

I learned about the “Discworld” universe over a Videogame magazine called “Bravo Screenfun”. I read in one of the issues about the second Discworld Adventure with Rincewind the sorcerer, the worst wizard who ever lived. I later read the walkthrough of that game named “Discworld II: Missing Presumed...!?” in the another issue of “Bravo Screenfun”, reading about the weird adventures of Rincewind and how he was able to solve many riddles and overcame obstacles. I played the two Discworld games with Rincewind and played “Discworld Noir” too.

Those games made me interested in the books. It was surprising how different the books were. I figured out over time that the games took several of the Discworld Characters and plots and sprinkled them anywhere into the narrative and the gameplay. The first game was a adaption of “Guards! Guards!” and has elements from “Moving pictures” with Rincewind being the main protagonist and not the Vimes, Carrot and Co. Rincewind has to find a summoned dragon and stop that dragon from destroying Ankh-Morpork.

The second one is a adaption of “Reaper Man” AND “Moving Picutres” in which Death decides to stop working and going on vacation because his job is stressing him out and he doesn’t feel appreciated.

“Discworld Noir” on the other hand was about the private detective Lewton, ex-member of the watch. It was like a Noir-Movie, very atmospheric and grim, yet still a parody of the noir-genre at the same time. No pre-existent book-plot was used but many of the characters from the books were.

Because of those games I started to read the books. It was surprising how different the game interpretations of those characters were. Especially of Havelock Vetinari who ordered a hit on Death for becoming too popular. A rather absurd action of the Patrician when considering how he acts otherwise.

Those games I love so much guided me to the books I love so much.

Thank you Terry Pratchett, thank you for those games and your books. Nothing is like them; nothing I know is like them and will ever be.

R.I.P.

Birthday picture for my father.

Skoros, the Exploros

There was once a troll explorer He was a pretty great adventurer He delved into many old places Discovered treasures and mazes

He fought many dangerous foes Explored places nobody goes He loved to wander the world Being at home made him bored (Skoros by Ce54Ry, Poem by me.)

lol u used terezi's quirk on vriska's post

It was a post from Terezi.

CH3CK 4ND M4T3

CH3CK

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M4T3!

TH1S D33D W1LL R3D33M F1RST M3 4ND TH3N 4LL P4R4DOX SP4C3.

The incredible cute and adorable Megan Powell. I tried some 8-bit art but a friend of mine thinks that this is block-art. I'm not sure but I'm quite happy with what I created in any case. Megan Powell, OC from another person. This person, Ryan-kun from animexx: http://animexx.onlinewelten.com/mitglieder/steckbrief.php?id=278222& Megan Powell is the character of Ryan-kun. The art is mine.

A picture of Vriska I did with Paint, used her MS Paint Adventure picture as a template. Tried to recreate her, tried to draw her like Hussie…. Not my best work I know.^^” I’m still a beginner.

A picture of Aku, the Big Bad from Genndy Tartakovsky’s Western Animation Series Samurai Jack. I redrew the first appearance of Aku with MS Paint. He was interesting and fun to draw, yet his design alone is very memorable.

I’m not big into rebloging but seeing Vriska in a crossover fanart is fantastic. Thank you for giving her that chance.

hey did you know i LOVE CROSSOVERS

Plot Progression

Hussie: “You want plot progression? In that case:”

Hussie: “HAVE YOUR PLOT PROGRESSION THEN!”

Okay.... I really want to see if you can keep that promise. The designs I see here are in any case nice though.

You know what I really enjoy doing? I really enjoy making fan troll designs for people. Just simple, 10 minute designs that really serve no purpose rather than to keep myself occupied and present a project to mutuals. So, I’ve decided that I’m going to do just that. For every reblog this post gets, I will design a fan troll based on you and your blog for free.

These are a few examples of my work. If you’d like your own fan troll design for your blog, just reblog this post.