Turn Your Books On

How about you bowl these balls ;}

I’m suffering from penis pride

they always talk about penis envy but what about the other six penis sins

Me: What’s that one app that not twitter?

Both my siblings: Tumblr?

Not to brag but I have no hair ;)

shaved heads are so sexy. i can invite you into my living space and you won't shed hair everywhere, baby that's hot

Hey my little Scooby snacks, I sorta forgot this app existed 😊

A bus driver with road rage

resident evil 4. Opionions?

Good 😊👍

Before poop: 118lb

After poop: 116lb

There is no way I just shit 2 pounds

Just hit 23 followers (the same number as flavors in doctor pepper) :D

I just wanna say thanks to all the people who aren’t my sisters and friends.

So this one’s to the 20 segs bots that made this possible.