emmer23

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Turn your books on

Huh?

You will be gone in 3 days

I downloaded Facebook just to use the Market place, but oh my God. I have stumbled into way too much power. If I have the name of a person I can most definitely find them, and it's so much easier then finding someone of Instagram or tiktok. They must like narrow it down my people in by area or smth. But I'm scared now. If this power goes to my head I may become to dangerous. Someone will have to eliminate me before I destroy the world.😔😥😱

I downloaded Facebook just to use the Market place, but oh my God. I have stumbled into way too much power. If I have the name of a person I can most definitely find them, and it's so much easier then finding someone of Instagram or tiktok. They must like narrow it down my people in by area or smth. But I'm scared now. If this power goes to my head I may become to dangerous. Someone will have to eliminate me before I destroy the world.😔😥😱

Working in food has made me realize how many people will come into a restaurant like 2 mins before it closes and order a full meal. Like gurl my drawer is already gone, the people in the kitchen have taken all their utensils to dish, almost all the food is sold out. And they will get SO PISSED about this like lady in the time it took to have this conversation we've literally closed 😊😃

Guyssss so I had a dream where I took a shit, and today I took a shit that looked just like my dream shit. Like I can not make this shit up, except for the shit I made up, in my dream, cus I did make that shit up in my brain🧠🤯😱

Hey my little Scooby snacks, I sorta forgot this app existed 😊

Before poop: 118lb

After poop: 116lb

There is no way I just shit 2 pounds

Just hit 23 followers (the same number as flavors in doctor pepper) :D

I just wanna say thanks to all the people who aren’t my sisters and friends.

So this one’s to the 20 segs bots that made this possible.

resident evil 4. Opionions?

Good 😊👍

Have they turned into crabs yet?

How about you bowl these balls ;}

Without me who’s gonna put spiders in the hotel Frosted Flakes machine?

Have you ever thought of a world where you don't exist? Where everything is the same but you don't live it? And everything still functions the same, even without you? Haha... The thought terrifies me.

Why would it function the same? I'm integral.

Not to brag but I have no hair ;)

shaved heads are so sexy. i can invite you into my living space and you won't shed hair everywhere, baby that's hot

Fat chucky cheese = chunky cheese

A bus driver with road rage

When ever you are feeling unimportant just remember…….

It only takes one person to stop traffic :)

I’m suffering from penis pride

they always talk about penis envy but what about the other six penis sins

If I was a postman.

I’d post your nudes online.

- Emmer

Me: What’s that one app that not twitter?

Both my siblings: Tumblr?