Izuku Simply Melted, I'm Sure Of It.

Izuku simply melted, I'm sure of it.

“I like shiny things, but I'd marry you with paper rings/Uh huh, that's right/Darling, you're the one I want”

Imagine this verse from the song ‘Paper Rings’ by Taylor Swift gets stuck in Izuku’s head and he starts humming it whenever he feels the urge to.

What he doesn’t realise is that he’s usually hanging out with Shouta when he hums it.

(Probably has to do with the fact that Shouta’s the only person he feels comfortable enough to be himself around.)

Shouta eventually hears the song playing on the radio.

His brows are furrowed and he could swear he’d heard the tune before, and starts to hum before realisation hits him.

He starts paying attention to the lyrics and freaks out.

Because Izuku has never said he wanted to get married nor has he ever given an indication he’d like to

And so, Shouta starts thinking about what the proposal would be like, who would propose, what rings they’d wear, the type of cake they might get, the decorations, what suits they’re going to wear etc.

He almost makes a PowerPoint presentation, but then stops himself because what on Earth has just possessed him to think about all this in great detail, and just happened to forget the most important detail of all.

He and Izuku aren’t even dating.

And he’s considering proposing.

He starts to panic because he didn’t even realise he had feelings for Izuku, as well as wanting to be married.

Until he snaps out of it.

His inner voice is giving him a pep talk (usually it’s got pretty depressing things to say, so this is a nice change) - Get it together, you’re going to woo Izuku and do the best job you possibly can, you are going to sweep him off his feet and treat him well.

Shouta start to feel pretty good and confident about it.

He plans a date, and also practices how he’s going to ask Izuku on a date.

He’s gone over it plenty and feels ready.

When he and Izuku are hanging out again, he waits for the perfect opportunity to ask.

His patience is rewarded and he gets his chance.

Except what he’d planned failed spectacularly because instead of ‘would you like to go on a date with me sometime?’, what comes out of Shouta’s mouth is ‘hey do you want to get married?’

Shouta is too busy dying on the inside and wanting the Earth to swallow him whole to notice Izuku’s reaction, but what he doesn’t miss is Izuku’s answer to his question.

Izuku said yes.

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This probs wasn't what the maker had in mind, but it gives me superbat vibes

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*Bruce looking at his sons and his best friend*

Bruce: You know, if I died today I think I lived a fulfilling life.

Dick: Uh, no you are not allowed to die.

Jason: Yah, no we have like a whole 3 layers of trauma to work through.

Tim: Please don’t die, I have issues.

Damian: Of course you had a fulfilling life, look at me.

Clark: If you died today I would rip the earth open in search of a Lazurus pit and would force you back to life, I would drag you back to this world screaming.

Jason: Oh woa, you are like, more fucked up than me.

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Midoriya:

Midoriya: We should start a support club.

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