Hermitcraft/life Series Incorrect Quotes

congrats to me I guess

Congratulations to me for having "Bop" as my #1 listened to song on Spotify Wrapped, and to elybeatmaker for being one of my top 3 artists.

Be gone Biphobes!!!!!

This is why I don’t tell 99% people im bisexual

"Gay people, we love Pearl right?" Geminitay -2025

Why Shortgrass is AWESOME and why you guys should care RIGHT NOW please

They admire each other's building skills A LOT a lot. To the point that it's basically their own language where they just communicate through compliments and block choice discussion. The horse rivalry is the one thing everyone knows about, but I don't see anyone commenting on the way they get at each other, especially the things Bdubs proposes, all "I hate him now. I didn't think I was capable of hate. I'm gonna get good at PVP. I'm gonna get him. I'm gonna blow him up. Joel is evil and fucked up", literally playing out his murder plans, only to then become a little fangirl as soon as he's in Joel's presence. Joel doesn't show it as much but he's the same way. They're literally 👉👈 at each other. Bdubs is also so susceptible to praise. Although he often plays up his reactions, you know he loves a good compliment and he knows any he gets from his senpai idol guy Joel are genuine

This is especially well showcased when Bdubs was showing off his stalls that have been trapped, and Joel thinking that something is up. Bdubs dedicated an entire episode to this, hyping himself up, and then them actually interacting is tense but extremely polite. And then that whole interaction is capped off with Joel: "Wow I though I was gonna die but this has been really pleasant. Thanks". Then they like playfully taunt each other before Joel flies off and Bdubs goes "That's exactly how that was supposed to go... simple and friendly... I got him played like a fiddle.... yes I do..." after accomplishing nothing but giving Joel a nice little showcase of his new build

That is to say, it's very cute that Bdubs despite his expressions of Joel being despicable gets exposed to his genuine side and how they tend to be very sweet towards each other (examples below). It serves as an interesting but nice contrast to the Life series, where a lot of players (some more than others) go off of the same belief, that Joel is a rabid dog in need of being put down. Joel very much plays into being a rascal, but he means no real harm (eg reassuring Bdubs he wouldn't kill his important horses and you know he won't) and it so easily becomes playful and mutual banter between them

Anyway bunch of moments of them being cute or something that I can't and don't want to sum up organically

At the start of a SL session, Joel is yellow and on 8 hearts, is asking the Mounders for their hearts, Bdubs is hesitant but goes "you deserve it". Then he lies to Etho that Joel was so intimidating and scary and forced him. Then he lies to Impulse that Joel was pathetic and begging for it.??

In one episode of SL, Bdubs tries to help Joel guess someone's task by guiding him to Grian, but Grian's task was to get called out so Joel helps him succeed instead and Bdubs feels really bad about it. Then like 2 episodes later he's, again, sharing intel to help him guess multiple tasks. Something about the way he's above ground talking to Joel for an extended period of time at multiple points while Joel is down under working on an exp farm calling him his favorite snitch (the only person Bdubs doesn't snitch on is Etho. Naturally)

And also Bdubs praising Joel a bunch when he sees him actually digging out the farm. He's praising Joel as if it were his task to do so (like Scar with Pearl in that other SL episode) but he's just. doing this just because

When Bdubs' task is to get someone to leave whilst he's telling a story, Joel eventually does, and Bdubs seeks him out later just to tell him "I knew you would. I knew you got my back"

Joel accidentally shoots Bdubs during the SL finale, he feels awful about it and Bdubs tells himself to eat his golden apple, which poetically reminds Joel to eat his. And then Scott uses Bdubs' death to taunt Joel before killing him too 😐

"Good morning sunshine!" (Joel in response: "morning mr dub")

"Are you trying to swim in lava, angel?"

Bdubs completely unprompted: "Be calm and cool and collected, like Joel is in moments like these, not scared of anything"

Joel mimicking Bdubs in WL going "you see, Minecraft is like a canvas..." and Bdubs reacting to it

Bdubs saying "Hey, don't- calm down, kay? We're gonna get you out of this, okay?" to Joel while Joel's trying to sell him purpur against his will

Bdubs fixing Joel's trapdoors even whilst in the process of horse cursing him

Bdubs talking about how he wants to beat Joel in PVP "for stealing Etho" and then also calling him a good builder unprompted. He's so fanfiction

And the statue Joel built of Bdubs ofc

(More from you guys that I forgot!!) Joel all "different season, you've no reason to hate me now right" at the start of WL and Bdubs goes "no of course not. Except I wanna kill you"

Their banter in general in their episode of "Is that Sheep looking at Me?" (And Gem)

If anyone knows more you've gotta tell me

<33 I love u Bdubs you're so good to my boys

How do you not get the message!?

This is something that happened a while ago at my school:

Popular Girl: So... *creepy grin* who do you have a crush on?

Me🏳‍🌈: *freezes in place* Umm, no one.

Popular Girl: Oh, come on! You can tell me.

Me🏳‍🌈: *Pivots to look her directly in the eyes, our faces a hand's width apart.* I've never had a crush on anyone in my entire life.

Popular Girl: So... who do you plan to marry?

Me🏳‍🌈: We're 13. (Not anymore!)

Popular Girl: Awww, don't worry. You just haven't found your perfect guy yet. He'll come one day!

Me:

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Surely I’m not the only one

Okay! Good afternoon, day, night (middle of the night for me) from wherever you are.

my mind won’t let me sleep because of my strange delusion of a new hermit craft ship. I haven’t seen this anywhere and if someone knows where to look please tell me and show me my people!

Hear me out: Smalldubs/Smallethubs

I haven't really been one to enjoy Ethubs, but that's mainly because I don't watch them interact as often. From what I've seen from Hermitcraft, Life series, and the fandom, they seem really sweet. And after watching the petty rivalry between Bdubs and Joel and how some people were interpreting it as them fighting over Etho, for some reason, it all just seems homosexual to me. Can we forget the fighting and all just kiss?! That is all my brain can think about lately.

Don't even get me started on Joel's latest Hermitcraft video where Bdubs just calls Joel over to talk about his newest build and they nerd out over buildy things. This is literally them realizing that:

'Hey, you're not actually that bad.' 'Neither are you I guess.'

Like Bdubs just wanted an excuse to see Joel again, and we all know a lot of Joel's flirting techniques are just being really annoying.

(The classic 'he picks on you because he likes you.' (Even though that term sucks))

It's his love language. Also, not to mention that Smalldubs is really ironic and funny. At the end of the day, they're all obsessed with each other.

I can imagine Etho watching them argue and be all like:

'Guys! Please don't fight! This is getting out of hand!'

and Joel and Bdubs looking at each other with their hands at each other's necks and having this moment of realization where they don't need Etho and realize that they belonged together the whole time. They might move past Etho but still hold him in high regard for being the person who helped them find each other. Two angry short men thinking they're obsessed with the wrong person.

I think the Boat Boys and Ethubs enjoyers should all just stop fighting and kiss, all we really are at the end of the day are just people who want block people to kiss."

sorry for the big rambling. I could talk about them for years on end. Have a fantabulous rest of your night/day/life you gorgeous specimen.

scarian au where scar is a zookeeper and grian is a big stupid ass bird that follows him around

reblogs would be cool.. if u wanted to aha.. wink wink

Wild Life Bingo

Take a look at this seasons bingo card! I think I did some pretty good predicting in this one. The darker ones are ones that have had to be shaded multiple times.

Scar said what?

Rewatching Limited Life and I caught this gem! 😂 At 23:15, Scar just flat out says goodbye to the Scarians. EXCUSE ME MR GOODTIMES! goodbye to the what now!?

he did not miss a beat